I found 40 grand in a publix bag. What do I do with it?

[PAB]

I was cleaning out an old closet and under a few boxes of old clothes, I found a publix bag with an old zippered vinyl first union bags in it. Inside was 40 grand in cash! What do I do with it?

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[KK]

STFU, for once.

 

[tfcmasta97]

.... send half to me?

 

[thesurge]

That happened to me, too. What a coincidence!?

 

[pontifex]

pics or shens.

so thats what you did with all the insurance fraud money?

actually, don't bother, its shens. no one will believe you.

 

[Ryan]

I vote that you put it through a shredder. Maybe a few of your fingers too.

 

[Injury]

Spend it all as fast as you can, because it will all be gone when you wake up.

 

[Horus]

The stupid is strong with this one.

 

[iamaelephant]

Shenny shen shens.

 

[Skyye]

the coincidence is that i lost 40k....hmm, wonder where it got too, hey uh that might be mine, tell you what since you found it, i guess what i can do is give you a finders fee.... How does 5 dollars sound?? No, wait... I will give you 10 whole dollars! (and one of those new 10s, not one of those old ones)...

 

[AreaCode707]

Y'know, every time you call shens with PAB, he produces photographic evidence.

 

[SP33Demon]

Give it to your stock broker again after he tells you what to do again.

 

[FP]

Better buy more guns to protect yourself from the man!

 

[HomeAppraiser]

YAPPT

Yet Another PAB Parody Thread

 

[Mrvile]

I post in this thread.

 

[DeadByDawn]

Start a midget clothing business with JLGatsby then stfu

 

[flexy]

the best thing you can do is post on ATOT and ask "what the f***k do i do with it ?"

Since i REALLY, REALLY, REALLY wouldn't know what to do with it