I find it exceedingly funny that the paper shredder in our office has a "No Ties" picture on it

UnatcoAgent

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"What, didn't he see the little picture, you don't put your tie in that sh!t"

Now I know the warning has to be there, but hot damn, how many people would actually get their tie stuck in a paper shredder.

Actually, don't answer that, because it's probably an astounding number. My ever dying faith for humanity continues to descend one day at a time.

I wonder what the aftermath would look like....
 

rh71

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no big deal... unless you wear your tie on your back... then you'd actually choke to death.
 

Personally, I bet it's easier than it looks to get your tie caught. And once it's getting shredded, it could really cause some bad bruises on your face when it's jammed against the top of the shredder.

Ha, I'm not sure why, but the mental image I just gave myself made me crack up! :D