I finally realize y women stay away from meh

[madeupfacts]

Teh sheer heat from my hawtness scorches them if they approach 2 close. This is the only possible explaination. Anytime I approach women, they r able to sense it and take immediate evasive action. They sense the hawtness and know not 2 get burned.

Here is mandatory picture

Anybody else have this problem?

 

[EyeMWing]

jlgatsby?

 

[feelingshorter]

Originally posted by: madeupfacts
Teh sheer heat from my hawtness scorches them if they approach 2 close. This is the only possible explaination. Anytime I approach women, they r able to sense it and take immediate evasive action. They sense the hawtness and know not 2 get burned.

Anybody else have this problem?

try taking a bath.

 

[CKent]

Your mom & dad don't pay you enough attention, do they?

 

[her209]

What about your mom?

 

[Mikey]

I'm the total opposite. The super cooled coolness i have hardens the nipples of all hot girls that get near me.

Anybody else have this problem?

 

[imported_weadjust]

Check your smelly pits

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Originally posted by: madeupfacts
Teh sheer heat from my hawtness scorches them if they approach 2 close. This is the only possible explaination. Anytime I approach women, they r able to sense it and take immediate evasive action. They sense the hawtness and know not 2 get burned.

Anybody else have this problem?

That sense is called "smell"

Perhaps if you use some anti-perspirant your hawtness problem won't be so obvious?

 

[Atomicus]

Nice to know you live up to your ATOT alias.

 

[BooGiMaN]

:laugh:

please label your thread YAJT

 

[SVT Cobra]

In more simplistic terms:

Women think the OP is gay.

/thread

 

[Juno]

sign up for a male escort service by sonz70?

 

[TallBill]

Maybe you are a total assclown, and NOBODY likes you regardless of sex.

 

[mrSHEiK124]

Originally posted by: Mikey
I'm the total opposite. The super cooled coolness i have hardens the nipples of all hot girls that get near me.

Anybody else have this problem?

:laugh:

 

[SVT Cobra]

Polyurethane dolls have a sense of smell?

 

[CKent]

Originally posted by: her209
What about your mom?

His mom pays me plenty of attention.

 

[PhoenixOrion]

Originally posted by: Mikey
I'm the total opposite. The super cooled coolness i have hardens the nipples of all hot girls that get near me.

Anybody else have this problem?

jlgatsby jr?

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Originally posted by: PhoenixOrion
jlgatsby jr?

You just insulted the greatest man who ever lived, mortal.

 

[PhoenixOrion]

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy

Originally posted by: PhoenixOrion
jlgatsby jr?

You just insulted the greatest man who ever lived, mortal.

Hence, the use of "jr."

I was careful not to make a direct comparison

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
jlgatsby?

 

[Xyclone]

Originally posted by: feelingshorter

Originally posted by: madeupfacts
Teh sheer heat from my hawtness scorches them if they approach 2 close. This is the only possible explaination. Anytime I approach women, they r able to sense it and take immediate evasive action. They sense the hawtness and know not 2 get burned.

Anybody else have this problem?

try taking a bath.

:laugh:

 

[HardcoreRobot]

you are such a flamer

 

[thehstrybean]

I see...full of gas, eh?