Originally posted by: KevinF
From your rant on MySpace:
I got bored while working on some of this Franzia "Chillable Red" Box Wine, and decided to thoroughly emasculate myself in the name of a ****** website for Emo-Kids. Well, not everyone here is an Emo-Kid, but if you?re going to commit suicide you likely have a page on Myspace. Even though that?s nowhere in my plans, I just want to be prepared in case 20-30 years down the road I decide I?m tired of life. Of course I jest.
There's no need to deride MySpace as something for Emo-Kids -- sure, it is. But how many emo kids are actually on MySpace? I don't know. But MySpace has three to four million people around your age on it. Many of them, might be interested in meeting you or engaging in sexual relations if you go through this weird ritual of commenting, messaging, speaking over IM, then meeting in person. In five years, the ritual will require commenting, messaging, speaking over IM, speaking over VOIP integrated into your IM client (Will it still be AIM?), and then engaging in passionate sex.
Be happy, though, you're not going to miss out, you've become part of it. In fact, calling other people Emo-kids'll even make you cool in this odd MySpace circle. Because it's a lot easier to be cool if you just put other things down. It lets you just completely dismiss other people's arguments. I do it; it's easy and fun. Since emo's already over anyways, at least as a cultural force with any meaning (and by that, I mean some vaguely defined recurring circle of consumerism), it's good form to make fun of it. At least if you want to fit into other people that adhere to these odd circles of consumerism, which are most of the people out there you want to meet, which are people that use the internet, which is MySpace's target audience.
They are certainly reaching that audience -- MySpace serves 10% of the internets ads, and Rupert Murdoch, a very smart man, paid more than one half billion $USD for it. Facebook, a competitive service, has an average 85% penetration rate -- which makes it an enormous social tool, at least where it's used highly. Most of its users, log into the site once daily. University alumni maintain similar login rates.
We are the MySpace generation, whether you like it or not. Generation Y is the other official name. I doubt you'll like that name better. You might as well just embrace it.