I fell off the toilet...

[ivol07]

Lawsuit

JOHANNESBURG (Reuters) - A South African woman has settled a lawsuit in which she claimed to have developed a phobia about toilets after falling off one at a hotel.

I guess worthless lawsuits aren't only an American thing.

 

[krunchykrome]

I hate people.

If everyone just had a sense of humor.

 

[Kalvin00]

:thumbsdown:

 

[Beau]

aint that the shits

 

[waggy]

boy thats just crappy!

 

[TitanDiddly]

Originally posted by: Kalvin00
:thumbsdown:

 

[SickBeast]

Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox

Originally posted by: Kalvin00
:thumbsdown:

 

[imported_Strang]

I thought the story was kind of charmin, but now it seems to have wiped the smile right off my face.

 

[Beau]

this thread is punny

 

[tec699]

cool..

I need to go use the Mcdonalds bathroom.

*I'm in the money, I'm in the money...*

😀

 

[isekii]

how the hell does a toilet fall apart.
She must have been a real porker.

 

[Danman]

Originally posted by: isekii
how the hell does a toilet fall apart.
She must have been a real porker.

Hahahah

 

[Shockwave]

As i said, we need more laws to protect corporate interests

 

[badmouse]

This kind of thing really pisses me off.

 

[Turkish]

Originally posted by: isekii
how the hell does a toilet fall apart.
She must have been a real porker.

ewww

 

[Anubis]

hahaha

 

[nboy22]

They could probably counter-sue her for breaking the toilet or something.. haha

 

[Turkish]

Originally posted by: nboy22
They could probably counter-sue her for breaking the toilet or something.. haha

lol now that would be funny!

 

[Grimbones]

aint that the shits

Funniest thing i heard all day, thanks lol

 

[nboy22]

yeah that one's good

 

[DurocShark]

Originally posted by: tec699
cool..

I need to go use the Mcdonalds bathroom.

*I'm in the money, I'm in the money...*

😀

You're in Jersey? Good. Wouldn't want McD's to get suspicious when two people in the same state sue them...


😉

 

[Bassyhead]

lol

 

[Freejack2]

Award: + $14,000
Lawyer: - $12,000
Taxes: - $1,995
=============
Total + $5

Winner = Lawyer. :roll:

 

[SmoochyTX]

Ouch!

I'll settle for $2,000.