I fell for the "Spell ICUP"

[DPmaster]

Heh I still remember the best "joke" in middle school was when my friend and I would be talking to a fairly large group of other guys. We'd then ask, "Did you know that if you masturbate, your hands and knuckles become really hairy?" 2/3 of the guys would then look down at their hands (both sides). :laugh:

 

[ghostman]

I never really understood what was wrong with spelling out ICUP.

"I see you pee."

Who is the idiot that took a leak in my presence? You're the one who has an audience when you take a piss.

 

[Juice Box]

"If your hand is bigger than your face you have cancer"
*puts hand up to face*
SMACK!!!


There was always the "Rubber Balls and Liquour" jokes too (also called "Ketchup and Liquour"

good times

 

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: Juice Box
"If your hand is bigger than your face you have cancer"
*puts hand up to face*
SMACK!!!


There was always the "Rubber Balls and Liquour" jokes too (also called "Ketchup and Liquour"

good times

What's the capital of Thailand?
<confused look>
Bangkok! <nad punch>

Man, someone tell me grade school has matured some since the early 80s.

 

[xSauronx]

i now remember:

bend over and spell run 3 times

"r-u-n, r-u-n, r-u-n"

now stand up and spell it backwards.

some kids didnt get it.

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: Juice Box
"If your hand is bigger than your face you have cancer"
*puts hand up to face*
SMACK!!!

i remember "who can hit lighter"

i went to a christian school, and on thursdays we went into the chapel for a sermon from someone, they had these huge wooden pews we sat on.

a buddy of mine looked at a new kid, "hey, i bet i can hit lighter than you, you go first"

so the kid barely taps him with a finger

then my buddy socked him in the arm so hard the kid fell off the pew and onto the floor.

 

[Leper Messiah]

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger

Originally posted by: Juice Box
"If your hand is bigger than your face you have cancer"
*puts hand up to face*
SMACK!!!


There was always the "Rubber Balls and Liquour" jokes too (also called "Ketchup and Liquour"

good times

What's the capital of Thailand?
<confused look>
Bangkok! <nad punch>

Man, someone tell me grade school has matured some since the early 80s.

nope. I think its only gotten worse.

 

[Juice Box]

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger

Originally posted by: Juice Box
"If your hand is bigger than your face you have cancer"
*puts hand up to face*
SMACK!!!


There was always the "Rubber Balls and Liquour" jokes too (also called "Ketchup and Liquour"

good times

What's the capital of Thailand?
<confused look>
Bangkok! <nad punch>

Man, someone tell me grade school has matured some since the early 80s.

no, no it hasnt

 

[upsciLLion]

Look down your shirt and spell, "attic."

 

[Juice Box]

Originally posted by: upsciLLion
Look down your shirt and spell, "attic."

works better on girls

 

[Patt]

All of you ... get off the internet. NOW 😛

 

[JoPh]

Originally posted by: xSauronx
i now remember:

bend over and spell run 3 times

"r-u-n, r-u-n, r-u-n"

now stand up and spell it backwards.

some kids didnt get it.

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