I feel so bad...

[txrandom]

I was over at my friends house who has a kitten. She went to the bathroom to get ready for going out to lunch with me and some buddies. Her car was scratching at the cat food bag, so I opened it up and gave her a couple of bits. Well it just so happens, it's the cat food that was recalled this week. I have no idea why she had it out or if she even knew it was the recalled stuff.

That cat seems fine now, but the worst could happen. Do you think the girl will want me to buy her a new kitten?

 

[yankeesfan]

At least you didn't squish the kitten.

 

[3NF]

Buy one? People are giving away those things all the time.

 

[waggy]

man at first i thought this was a parody thread.


but poor cat

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Originally posted by: yankeesfan
At least you didn't squish the kitten.

That seems almost like something an AT'er would do, especially if they told the owner to not bring it.

 

[d3n]

Did the girl flip?

 

[iamaelephant]

Sounds like it was dry food? If that's the case don't worry, it wasn't affected.

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Originally posted by: waggy
man at first i thought this was a parody thread.

I think it is a parody thread.

 

[txrandom]

I just told her what happen and she started yelling and jumping around atleast from what I could tell on the phone. She then started crying and told me she accidentally stepped on the cat. Now she wants me to pay for the cat cause she can't control her temper.

 

[Agentbolt]

It's a parody thread that makes you think

:thumbsup:

 

[d3n]

Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel

Originally posted by: waggy
man at first i thought this was a parody thread.

I think it is a parody thread.

nooo... my innocence is lost. forever.

 

[Hyperlite]

Originally posted by: yankeesfan
At least you didn't squish the kitten.

yeah thats where i thought this was going.

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Originally posted by: Agentbolt
It's a parody thread that makes you think

:thumbsup:

ATOT scales new heights...

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Originally posted by: Hyperlite

Originally posted by: yankeesfan
At least you didn't squish the kitten.

yeah thats where i thought this was going.

too late, it already went there :laugh:

told me she accidentally stepped on the cat.

 

[MrDudeMan]

i picked up on the parody pretty quickly but it was well disguised.

 

[Alone]

Obvious parody, simply because dry food wasn't affected.

 

[txrandom]

Originally posted by: Alone
Obvious parody, simply because dry food wasn't affected.

Bits of food can be wet!

 

[homercles337]

Originally posted by: txrandom
I was over at my friends house who has a kitten. She went to the bathroom to get ready for going out to lunch with me and some buddies. Her car was scratching at the cat food bag, so I opened it up and gave her a couple of bits. Well it just so happens, it's the cat food that was recalled this week. I have no idea why she had it out or if she even knew it was the recalled stuff.

That cat seems fine now, but the worst could happen. Do you think the girl will want me to buy her a new kitten?

Sounds like a VERY confused car. Maybe it thought gas or oil was in the bag. Cars dont eat cat food!

 

[HardcoreRobot]

are you sure it wasn't peanut butter? or a mouse?

 

[compman25]

is it too late to make it into chinese food?

 

[Skeeedunt]

Originally posted by: txrandom

Originally posted by: Alone
Obvious parody, simply because dry food wasn't affected.

Bits of food can be wet!

LOL what

 

[Kur]

Originally posted by: txrandom
I was over at my friends house who has a kitten. She went to the bathroom to get ready for going out to lunch with me and some buddies. Her car was scratching at the cat food bag, so I opened it up and gave her a couple of bits. Well it just so happens, it's the cat food that was recalled this week. I have no idea why she had it out or if she even knew it was the recalled stuff.

That cat seems fine now, but the worst could happen. Do you think the girl will want me to buy her a new kitten?

If I'm not mistaken only the wet food was recalled.

 

[angminas]

If I'd started this thread, I'd feel bad too.