I feel like I have to pee

[Kadarin]

It's a good thing you don't have to poop...

 

[jinduy]

Originally posted by: Sphexi
:thumbsup:

where you stickin that thumb?

 

[DainBramaged]

Please note that oldsmoboat did not dignify this parody with a response.

 

[IAteYourMother]

 

[compnovice]

Originally posted by: Ready
step 1: Unzip pants
step2: Get tweezer
step3: Get magnifying glasses
step4: Locate penis with magnifying glasses
step5: Use tweezers to position penis over toilet
step6: Relax!

:Q

 

[kongs]

you must be having a bad dream. I always have to pee when i'm having a bad dream

 

[BudAshes]

its probably syphilus.

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Please note that oldsmoboat did not dignify this parody with a response.

I was asleep!
Update? Pics?

 

[Syrch]

Drink lots of ice tea....unsweatened (don't want to get fat)

 

[toekramp]

nominated for worst thread of the day

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: Kalvin00
pee in a bottle and drink it

Won't I just have to pee again shortly thereafter?

just a guess, since i've never drank pee before, but my my guess would be that peeing will be the last thing on your mind if you do that.

 

[Patt]

I think you need a catheter

 

[Phoenix86]

Figure this out yet? We need an update.

 

[Ausm]

I have to agree

 

[Mo0o]

Originally posted by: KillerCharlie

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: Kalvin00
pee in a bottle and drink it

Won't I just have to pee again shortly thereafter?

I always wondered... if you did that, how much would you pee the second time? You could keep repeating this process. Each time you pee record how much is in the bottle. It should probably keep decreasing until you don't have to pee anymore.

I do believe your liver fails before that

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Captain Howdy
You do realize the thread you are attempting to parody was already a parody itself?

That's the beauty of this thread!

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Please help, I don't know what to do.

do you want me to hold it for you while you go again?

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Please help, I don't know what to do.

do you want me to hold it for you while you go again?

Yes, hold it with your mouth please!

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Please help, I don't know what to do.

do you want me to hold it for you while you go again?

Yes, hold it with your mouth please!

naughty :evil:

oh...um... what were we actually talking about?

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: KillerCharlie

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: Kalvin00
pee in a bottle and drink it

Won't I just have to pee again shortly thereafter?

I always wondered... if you did that, how much would you pee the second time? You could keep repeating this process. Each time you pee record how much is in the bottle. It should probably keep decreasing until you don't have to pee anymore.

Yeah but your toxicity levels will be high. You would perspire/aspirate a lot of it each time.

 

[Argo]

Originally posted by: Ready
step 1: Unzip pants
step2: Get tweezer
step3: Get magnifying glasses
step4: Locate penis with magnifying glasses
step5: Use tweezers to position penis over toilet
step6: Relax!

You mean you don't sit down to pee?

 

[Ready]

We need an update. Have u peed yet?

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Ready
We need an update. Have u peed yet?

Yes, Chuck Norris told me what to do.

 

[ShadoWing]

you should def not go and see if it blows up your penis O.O

 

[GTaudiophile]

What. Now people need forum approval to urinate? Where is the poll?