Originally posted by: MetalMat
Get the title "lord" in your name by buying this
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"What can I do with that square foot of land?
Well you can do what I did. Visit to sit and look at that magnificent view over Loch Borralan, take photos to show your friends and neighbours back home. You can do a sword dance (a traditional Scottish dance done over crossed swords on the ground). How about planting a tree to benefit the environment and help fight global warming? This is an important part of our fight to protect the future generations of our planet from the effects of our polution. You could bury your treasure. You could even give it to someone who you previously thought had everything already.
However you can use your title to book hotel rooms, theatre tickets or restaurant tables. Even if you don't like to boast about your title on the phone you could send a fax to confirm the booking clearly stating your title. Imagine the better treatment you will get when the Head Waiter sees that booking! The best table could be yours instantly. You can bet the standard of service will go up as well. We have even heard of tables previously unavailable to callers that became available when the restaurant receives a telephone call asking to book a table in the name of Lord ...."
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