Your not yet, but heres a few suggestions on how to become one:
1. Post meaningless posts like this one over a period of a few years.
2. Reply to posts with QFT, BAN, DIA*, NOOB, "Pics or Ban", SHENS, etc...
3. Just be mean spirited in all your replies (unless its to a mod).
4. Have at least one vacation under your belt.
For a few of these reasons is why after a few years of posting here I still don't feel like ATOT is my family, more of a fvcked up long lost relative that the family makes fun of on holidays.