I feel bad for this guy...

pyonir

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what a tool.
 

optoman

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Stupid, just stupid.

I am a lonely old man. I need money to import a mail order bride and can't stop spending what I do earn on hookers. Please send me some money so that I can marry an 18 year mail order bride and still continue to see Cherry, my weekly slut.

Do ya think I'll get any bids?
 

AnyMal

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What's with all the freeloaders on ebay as of late? Last time I checked Oregon is reachable by Interstate system, poor bastard must have a car or means of borrowing one.
 

SherEPunjab

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Originally posted by: Welto
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Would help this fella out but too poor too...

Doesn't look like such an innocent character after all.

"There is nothing more I would want in the world then to see this woman. She is and always will be the love of my life and I plan on marring this woman after college."

According to Merriam-Webster:

"marring: 2 archaic a : to inflict serious bodily harm on b : DESTROY"

:Q
 

weezergirl

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Originally posted by: Welto
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Would help this fella out but too poor too...


hehe you wouldn't happen to BE that guy would you? your first post? and that's a new ebay thread from what i see on the counter. great way to get a bunch of hits to your auction :p
 

SnapIT

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Originally posted by: SherEPunjab
Originally posted by: Welto
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Would help this fella out but too poor too...

Doesn't look like such an innocent character after all.

"There is nothing more I would want in the world then to see this woman. She is and always will be the love of my life and I plan on marring this woman after college."

According to Merriam-Webster:

"marring: 2 archaic a : to inflict serious bodily harm on b : DESTROY"

:Q

:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q

 

numark

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The woman's probably on assignment to Antarctica or Siberia or someplace like that and you'll be paying for charter flights :D
 

T2T III

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Originally posted by: weezergirl
Originally posted by: Welto
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Would help this fella out but too poor too...


hehe you wouldn't happen to BE that guy would you? your first post? and that's a new ebay thread from what i see on the counter. great way to get a bunch of hits to your auction :p
Good point. The originator of this thread recently signed up. I guess he does want some hits ... or, someone to start bidding. :(