I escaped oldsmoboats basement

[Sea Moose]

True story

 

[PingviN]

No one escapes Olds' basement. I know that and I don't even post here much.

 

[Crono]

He let you out, but only to use you as an example to the other moosen. Watch your 6.

 

[Sea Moose]

Last time i posted here george bush was president
Nah last time was 2015

 

[sandorski]

It's an illusion. Once in Old's basement, Old's basement becomes your state of mind.

 

[BoomerD]

He let you out, but only to use you as an example to the other moosen. Watch your 6.

It's not that he was let out...he was tossed out on his arse...he became so worn out that it was like throwing a hot dog into the Grand Canyon...

 

[Sea Moose]

Jesus that was brutal lol

 

[sdifox]

Weren't you the one hunting feral camels in Australia? How did you end up in Old's basement?

 

[lxskllr]

Good to see ya Moose! Out early on good behavior?

 

[Perknose]

Glad to hear you escaped. This is to inform you that you are now eligible for a formal Rectal Reclamation under the Trump administration's new program, Make Your Poop Chute Great Again.

Don't get too giddy, though.

Bondo. They use bondo. Federal funds were tight.

 

[Newbian]

It's a trick... you are just in a vr simulation and still in the basement.

 

[Thebobo]

It's not that he was let out...he was tossed out on his arse...he became so worn out that it was like throwing a hot dog into the Grand Canyon...

I had to look that up.

"TOP DEFINITION

Throwing a hotdog down the Grand Canyon

Like Throwing a hotdog down the hallway, but the vagina is much looser.
That prostitute had sex so much it was like throwing a hotdog down the grand canyon.

#sex #fuck #dick #loose #hotdog #grand canyon #prostitute #whore#makeawishfoundation"

Make a wish foundation lol what?

 

[IronWing]

Good morning, Mr. Moose!

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Hopefully in the future when a stranger tells you he has candy in his basement you'll be smart enough to not go.

 

[Perknose]

Hopefully in the future when a stranger tells you he has candy in his basement you'll be smart enough to not go.

Did someone say CANDY?

 

[Red Squirrel]

Been there a couple times. I really need to find out where he buys that candy. 10/10 would go again.

 

[Perknose]

I really need to find out where he buys that candy.

Why, on the Hershey Highway, of course!

 

[Rubycon]

Nobody escapes that subterranean edifice.
You were voluntarily discharged.
Like one does to an expired light bulb.
Well, there has been one documented escape.

 

[SKORPI0]

He let you "escape" because you were more of a PITA than a wiling "victim".
Oh, you forgot to sign the non-disclosure agreement. re: stay in captivity/things you saw/heard.

 

[Crono]

Nobody escapes that subterranean edifice.
You were voluntarily discharged.
Like one does to an expired light bulb.
Well, there has been one documented escape.