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I dunno why but I ROFLed at this headline

Originally posted by: thescreensavers
do any of you know why there fighting so much?

Palestinians don't want to recognize Israel and don't want to live peacefully amongst them...

Like 60 years ago after WW2 the West said look this land over there in the middle east is unclaimed. Let's create a state called Israel so the Jews don't have to go back to Germany and get baked again. It makes sense, it's in our Bible, looks there's Jerusalem, oh look there's Bethlehem where our Lord and Savior was born. Oh look here it says state of Israel needs to exist for the second coming of the Messiah. Alright 3..2..1.. blast off congrats you create the state of Israel.

Jews migrated to Israel. Being very shrewd at business and such they create a vibrant economy. Then the "Palestinians" (who are merely Arabs who live in Israel, aka "Palestine." They are not a separate nationality like Persian, Turks, Russians, Chinese, etc. They are Arabs, and politically call themselves Palestinians) start to get jealous because those effin Jews are making lots of dough and we're living out in the desert and don't produce crap.

Then the Arab Muslims waged war on Israel like 4 times. I'm talking like all the countries. Each time they have like 100 times more people but still get their asses handed to them to itty bitty Iswale.

...To today. Palestinians elect Hamas, a terror organization into their government. They kidnap an Israeli soldier and demand release of 1000 Palestinian and/or Muslim criminals put in jail for whatever reason.

Israel said eff you. Return him or we assassinate your Prime Minister.

Pwnage ensues.
 
I just wanted to make sure you knew. But befor the jews got there is was a sh!t hole and arabs lived there then jews started growing stuff and then took the land and then the arabs waht the land back for schools and stuff but israel refined it.
 
Originally posted by: JS80
Originally posted by: thescreensavers
do any of you know why there fighting so much?

Palestinians don't want to recognize Israel and don't want to live peacefully amongst them...

Like 60 years ago after WW2 the West said look this land over there in the middle east is unclaimed. Let's create a state called Israel so the Jews don't have to go back to Germany and get baked again. It makes sense, it's in our Bible, looks there's Jerusalem, oh look there's Bethlehem where our Lord and Savior was born. Oh look here it says state of Israel needs to exist for the second coming of the Messiah. Alright 3..2..1.. blast off congrats you create the state of Israel.

Jews migrated to Israel. Being very shrewd at business and such they create a vibrant economy. Then the "Palestinians" (who are merely Arabs who live in Israel, aka "Palestine." They are not a separate nationality like Persian, Turks, Russians, Chinese, etc. They are Arabs, and politically call themselves Palestinians) start to get jealous because those effin Jews are making lots of dough and we're living out in the desert and don't produce crap.

Then the Arab Muslims waged war on Israel like 4 times. I'm talking like all the countries. Each time they have like 100 times more people but still get their asses handed to them to itty bitty Iswale.

...To today. Palestinians elect Hamas, a terror organization into their government. They kidnap an Israeli soldier and demand release of 1000 Palestinian and/or Muslim criminals put in jail for whatever reason.

Israel said eff you. Return him or we assassinate your Prime Minister.

Pwnage ensues.
indeed. i wonder if, as the article states that the reidents are tired of this sh!t, will finally elect a government that won't promote terrorism. the things is, if the kiddnapers would give back gilad shalit without getting their demands full filled, they would be seen by 90% of the palestinians as traitors. maybe now they will understand. and what is this non-sense about the shells traumatising the children? do they think that the constant firing of rockets onto S'derot is not traumatising the children there? it does even more since it is constant.

 
Originally posted by: thescreensavers
I just wanted to make sure you knew. But befor the jews got there is was a sh!t hole and arabs lived there then jews started growing stuff and then took the land and then the arabs waht the land back for schools and stuff but israel refined it.
there was a hole here. but it was more like this: Britain promised the jews a land of their own. the jews came here and baught lands from arabs at high prices. then the arabs complained to the british and the british gave them more lands which the arabs then sold at a high price to jews. the jews never took land by force befor the war. anyway, it doesn't seem as if the native americans that lived in america before really enjoyed what the US did to them and it was far worse.
 
Originally posted by: ForumMaster
Originally posted by: JS80
Originally posted by: thescreensavers
do any of you know why there fighting so much?

Palestinians don't want to recognize Israel and don't want to live peacefully amongst them...

Like 60 years ago after WW2 the West said look this land over there in the middle east is unclaimed. Let's create a state called Israel so the Jews don't have to go back to Germany and get baked again. It makes sense, it's in our Bible, looks there's Jerusalem, oh look there's Bethlehem where our Lord and Savior was born. Oh look here it says state of Israel needs to exist for the second coming of the Messiah. Alright 3..2..1.. blast off congrats you create the state of Israel.

Jews migrated to Israel. Being very shrewd at business and such they create a vibrant economy. Then the "Palestinians" (who are merely Arabs who live in Israel, aka "Palestine." They are not a separate nationality like Persian, Turks, Russians, Chinese, etc. They are Arabs, and politically call themselves Palestinians) start to get jealous because those effin Jews are making lots of dough and we're living out in the desert and don't produce crap.

Then the Arab Muslims waged war on Israel like 4 times. I'm talking like all the countries. Each time they have like 100 times more people but still get their asses handed to them to itty bitty Iswale.

...To today. Palestinians elect Hamas, a terror organization into their government. They kidnap an Israeli soldier and demand release of 1000 Palestinian and/or Muslim criminals put in jail for whatever reason.

Israel said eff you. Return him or we assassinate your Prime Minister.

Pwnage ensues.
indeed. i wonder if, as the article states that the reidents are tired of this sh!t, will finally elect a government that won't promote terrorism. the things is, if the kiddnapers would give back gilad shalit without getting their demands full filled, they would be seen by 90% of the palestinians as traitors. maybe now they will understand. and what is this non-sense about the shells traumatising the children? do they think that the constant firing of rockets onto S'derot is not traumatising the children there? it does even more since it is constant.

oh you didn't know? It's OK to fire rockets into Israel and kill jews but it's not OK for Israel to fly jets over terrorland to *boo* scare them.
 
More power to Israel! I'm glad they aren't trying to walk on egg shells over there. Israel doesnt screw around.
 
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
I wish the US would take a page out of Israel's war manual.

A man can dream. A man can dream...

Oh but but but...the world will hate us even more! :roll:
 
Originally posted by: JS80
Originally posted by: thescreensavers
do any of you know why there fighting so much?

Palestinians don't want to recognize Israel and don't want to live peacefully amongst them...

Like 60 years ago after WW2 the West said look this land over there in the middle east is unclaimed. Let's create a state called Israel so the Jews don't have to go back to Germany and get baked again. It makes sense, it's in our Bible, looks there's Jerusalem, oh look there's Bethlehem where our Lord and Savior was born. Oh look here it says state of Israel needs to exist for the second coming of the Messiah. Alright 3..2..1.. blast off congrats you create the state of Israel.

SNIPPED
Pwnage ensues.

Ya know.. that was brilliant.

Short, concise, to the point and dead on balls accurate.

:thumbsup:

 
Originally posted by: ForumMaster
Originally posted by: JS80
Originally posted by: thescreensavers
do any of you know why there fighting so much?

Palestinians don't want to recognize Israel and don't want to live peacefully amongst them...

Like 60 years ago after WW2 the West said look this land over there in the middle east is unclaimed. Let's create a state called Israel so the Jews don't have to go back to Germany and get baked again. It makes sense, it's in our Bible, looks there's Jerusalem, oh look there's Bethlehem where our Lord and Savior was born. Oh look here it says state of Israel needs to exist for the second coming of the Messiah. Alright 3..2..1.. blast off congrats you create the state of Israel.

Jews migrated to Israel. Being very shrewd at business and such they create a vibrant economy. Then the "Palestinians" (who are merely Arabs who live in Israel, aka "Palestine." They are not a separate nationality like Persian, Turks, Russians, Chinese, etc. They are Arabs, and politically call themselves Palestinians) start to get jealous because those effin Jews are making lots of dough and we're living out in the desert and don't produce crap.

Then the Arab Muslims waged war on Israel like 4 times. I'm talking like all the countries. Each time they have like 100 times more people but still get their asses handed to them to itty bitty Iswale.

...To today. Palestinians elect Hamas, a terror organization into their government. They kidnap an Israeli soldier and demand release of 1000 Palestinian and/or Muslim criminals put in jail for whatever reason.

Israel said eff you. Return him or we assassinate your Prime Minister.

Pwnage ensues.
indeed. i wonder if, as the article states that the reidents are tired of this sh!t, will finally elect a government that won't promote terrorism. the things is, if the kiddnapers would give back gilad shalit without getting their demands full filled, they would be seen by 90% of the palestinians as traitors. maybe now they will understand. and what is this non-sense about the shells traumatising the children? do they think that the constant firing of rockets onto S'derot is not traumatising the children there? it does even more since it is constant.

There are no children there, just future recruits.
 
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