I drool vigorously......

[MrAwesome]

I drool vigorously in my sleep. I am tired of waking up with a wet face each morning. How can I stop this madness?


PS..... Ladies, shout me a holla cuz I am currently single.

 

[BW86]

Stuff your mouth with napkins before you go to sleep.

 

[Siva]

Make a pillowcase outta napkins. I sew if you need help.

 

[raildogg]

Originally posted by: MrAwesome
I drool vigorously in my sleep. I am tired of waking up with a wet face each morning. How can I stop this madness?


PS..... Ladies, shout me a holla cuz I am currently single.

this thread definately needs a *bump*

 

[clamum]

Duct tape your mouth shut brotha

 

[Chronoshock]

Lie on your back, then you'll drown to death :thumbsup:

 

[FoBoT]

place a packet of alum into a cheese cloth baggy and put it into your mouth before going to sleep

 

[aircooled]

Smoke pot before bed, cotton-mouth will take care of it....

 

[AcidicFury]

diuretics?

 

[Nithin]

potassium cyanide is a good absorbant

 

[Mean MrMustard]

Originally posted by: aircooled
Smoke pot before bed, cotton-mouth will take care of it....

You'll have some mad dreams too!

 

[yobarman]

bwhahaahaha.

 

[LeetViet]

Originally posted by: Chronoshock
Lie on your back, then you'll drown to death :thumbsup:

HAHAHAHA

Close your mouth before you sleep and breathe through your nose...

 

[MrAwesome]

You guys think this is a joke? This has been a serious problem my entire life. I have to buy new pillow covers like its my job. Damn this nocturnal emission.

 

[Siva]

Originally posted by: aircooled
Smoke pot before bed, cotton-mouth will take care of it....

nah uh, i drool and get cotton mouth at the same time

 

[raildogg]

Originally posted by: MrAwesome
You guys think this is a joke? This has been a serious problem my entire life. I have to buy new pillow covers like its my job. Damn this nocturnal emission.

and the women cry out in horniness :thumbsup:

 

[OrByte]

Originally posted by: raildogg

Originally posted by: MrAwesome
You guys think this is a joke? This has been a serious problem my entire life. I have to buy new pillow covers like its my job. Damn this nocturnal emission.

and the women cry out in horniness :thumbsup:

LOL!

sorry dude, its comes off like a big joke when you are asking the ladies to "shout me at" and talking about bedtime drool at the same time.

you should do this:

1. helmet with a strap that goes under the chin. Strap that mouth closed boy!
2. those stickers you put over your nose to open nasal passages
3. ???
4. Profit!


oh and take pics so we can laugh at you? kthnx.

 

[jagec]

sleep on your back, and don't use many pillows so your mouth won't fall open as easily.