I drink because...

[necine]

I'm bored.

your turn.

 

[Alone]

I drink because...

you're still ugly.

 

[TheNinja]

it's fun

 

[Batti]

#21 - Daddy drinks because you cry.

 

[UsandThem]

...because I am married.

 

[Bateluer]

Its relaxing and a moderately effective way of winding down from a long day.

Time to see who the alcoholics are.

 

[Corporate Thug]

...because its a social event where most everyone else is drinking.

 

[FoBoT]

the human body requires water, that is why i drink the water

 

[AznAnarchy99]

The touch of alcohol on my lips makes me wet... with perspiration!

 

[pyonir]

...i need to.

 

[djheater]

stress.

 

[SmoochyTX]

I'm thirsty.

 

[bobsmith1492]

I drink nothing, receiving my only fluid intake from the foods I eat.

 

[chorb]

my pants are still on

 

[her209]

... I'm an alcoholic.

 

[Tiamat]

I enjoy the taste of scotch

 

[James Bond]

... Being drunk is more fun than not being drunk, to me.

 

[Leros]

... wait, no I don't.

*waits to be 21*

 

[Flyback]

to have a good time

 

[FoBoT]

Originally posted by: bobsmith1492
I drink nothing, receiving my only fluid intake from the foods I eat.

are you a gerbil or a desert kangaroo rat?

 

[RallyMaster]

it's hilarious to play CS Source, get completely owned and say "Man, my performance is sloppy today."

 

[ballmode]

it relaxes me

 

[CKent]

I need to self-medicate

 

[bobsmith1492]

Originally posted by: FoBoT

Originally posted by: bobsmith1492
I drink nothing, receiving my only fluid intake from the foods I eat.

are you a gerbil or a desert kangaroo rat?

Kangaroo rat, actually.

 

[Kntx]

what else am I gonna do?