I drew the line at Spongebob Squarepants and was flamed by my family

[308nato]

I live in the middle of nowhere. I was going to town so the wife gave me a little list of food to pick up at the store. Having 3 kids means mac & cheese is always on the list. The whole shelf was nothing but SpongebobSquarepants mac & cheese. I am not buying anything with SpongeBob involved with my $$$. I hate that stupid@ss show. I passed.

"where's the macaroni and cheese dad"? I explained. The litany against dear old dad surprised even me. Sooo, I drive 8 miles and buy the frickin' SpongeBob. I also picked up a nice filet and grilled it while they ate their soggy macaroni. I think they picked up on the moral of the story... dad is a d!ck.


The Devil

it's NEW !!!

 

[johneetrash]

hahahahhahah i hate squarepants as well. what's the big deal about him yeesh. 'hey look at me im a sponge with square pants'

Oo;;

 

[Ameesh]

what the hell are you talking about?

 

[drewshin]

he's saying how his kids thinks he's an a$$ for not buyin not them squarepants in the first place. hee hee.

 

[Hammer]

I have no idea



<< what the hell are you talking about? >>

 

[Aceman]

You should have just explained to your kids that the SpongeBob Macaroni sucks and that if it isn't elbow macaroni it isn't mac and cheese.

I actually can only eat original mac and cheese and original SpahgettiOs. That other stuff is nasty to me.

 

[Nitemare]

Squarepants or Barney..which is less evil?

I would like to know who the sick mind is behind all these..

Where are the creators of the transformers, teenage mutant ninja turtles and gi joe?

Have these people no shame....

I would have went to another store first than buy Spongebob Soggypants

 

[YetioDoom]

SpongeBob 4Life!

It's the only way to eat mac 'n cheese.

It's the only way to ride.

 

[LaBang]

yeah those things piss me off anyways. You should try to feed your kids real food instead of genetically modified, corporate sponsored, waste that is owned and pitched by Philip Morris.

 

[Flashram]

What's wrong with Spongebob?

 

[skace]

I'd get them hooked on real pasta, wheat or even white. Make the cheese using cheese ends melted in a pan. But, aside from that, don't get between kids and macaroni and cheese :Q.

 

[amdskip]

spongebob is suck!

 

[docmanhattan]

I dislike Sponge Bob because the cartoon itself represents the politically correct garbage that cartoons have become. And besides that, when you buy the specialty mac and cheeses you get less than if you buy the regular mac and cheese.

 

[308nato]

<< I dislike Sponge Bob because the cartoon itself represents the politically correct garbage that cartoons have become. And besides that, when you buy the specialty mac and cheeses you get less than if you buy the regular mac and cheese. >>




AAAHHHH. A man after my own heart.

 

[SagaLore]

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

SPONGE! BOB! SQUARE! PANTS!