I dreamt I cheated on my gf....

[Kelvrick]

well, was it a dream where you were you and she was still your gf and you cheated on her? Or was it a dream where you just had sex.

 

[LordNoob]

Some things are better left unsaid.

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Proceed to tell ehr the dream, except insert something a man would never admit to, like the woman in the dream said your penis was to small or something....

Or you could tell her that you cheated on her right after coming back from buying a boat. (in reference to Seinfeld)

 

[replicator]

Don't see why your gf would be angry.

Unless you told her it was a lucid dream where you were the one pulling the strings

Just tell her it was one of those dreams you had no control over. Sort of like being a spectator of a movie while being an actor.

 

[mobobuff]

Dude, I just had a dream last night that I was being eaten alive by large praying mantises. What does your girlfriend say about that?

 

[Conky]

Not wise to tell a gf about dreams with chicks other than her. This is like saying anything besides "no way" when she asks you if a piece of clothing makes her butt look big.

Stupid rhyme with lupid. gahhhhhh!

 

[Mo0o]

I dont know whats dumber, the fact that you told your GF about your dream, or that your GF believes in it

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Proceed to tell ehr the dream, except insert something a man would never admit to, like the woman in the dream said your penis was to small or something....

Or you could tell her that you cheated on her right after coming back from buying a boat. (in reference to Seinfeld)

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[KoolAidKid]

Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
You told your g/f?

Kill yourself now.

Why bother to hide it from her? If your gf's worried about some dream that you've had, she's got some insecurity issues. It was a dream, and therefore completely beyond your control.

 

[Qwest]

you telling her about the dream isnt that bad...
that it involved an ex prob get her upset.

 

[gururu]

did you also tell her that you wet the bed when you were little?

too much information. she is perfectly in the right to have doubts about you. what if she told you she dreamed about being ganged. would that sit well with you?

 

[Liviathan]

Next time keep the dream to yourself.

 

[FreshPrince]

maybe he/she wants a 3 way

 

[DaFinn]

Now that she thinks you are cheating her anyway, might just go ahead and do it...

 

[KK]

You need to play with her alittle, tell her you dreamed of sleeping with her mother, or better, her father.

 

[Deeko]

idiot idiot idiot

I don't care if you tell her everything.

You're a fvcking moron for telling her that. Seriously, do you know ANYTHING about girls??? Hand over your girlfriend and your balls now.

 

[Lonyo]

Originally posted by: mobobuff
Dude, I just had a dream last night that I was being eaten alive by large praying mantises. What does your girlfriend say about that?

It's obvious.
Either you have been previously, or you are currently, being eaten by large praying mantises.
My god, are you stupid or something?

 

[DaFinn]

Originally posted by: Lonyo

Originally posted by: mobobuff
Dude, I just had a dream last night that I was being eaten alive by large praying mantises. What does your girlfriend say about that?

It's obvious.
Either you have been previously, or you are currently, being eaten by large praying mantises.
My god, are you stupid or something?

 

[moshquerade]

hellooooo, can you say "you have issues"?

 

[isasir]

Originally posted by: MommysLittleMonster
She thinks I have cheated on her in the past, or I am currently cheating on her now. I hate when she reads.

Uh, have you cheated on her in the past, or are you currently cheating on her? I don't think you've denied it...

 

[DaFinn]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
hellooooo, can you say "you have issues"?

YOU... HAVE... ISSUES. Hon

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: PoPPeR
you told... your girlfriend... that you dreamt... you cheated on her...

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

At least he didn't tell her that her sister was a hottie and start making wolf noises when around her....of course that is not that far from how stupid telling her about the dream was.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: DaFinn

Originally posted by: moshquerade
hellooooo, can you say "you have issues"?

YOU... HAVE... ISSUES. Hon

thanks for clarifying baby

 

[KC5AV]

It's simple... get her book, and look up some crazy stuff. Tell her you dreamed about it, then tell her that she is just being paranoid, unless you are in fact cheating on her. If that's the case, die in a fire.

 

[Confused]

Originally posted by: PoPPeR
you told... your girlfriend... that you dreamt... you cheated on her...

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha