I don't want to die. But I don't want to get old.

[dasherHampton]

Can somebody solve this for me?

 

[highland145]

Paypal me $399. I have a solution for you.

 

[dasherHampton]

$399 seems cheap for such information.

 

[highland145]

Quantity, not quality.

 

[nakedfrog]

It's a bargain at twice the price!

 

[zinfamous]

$399 seems cheap for such information.

I'll do it for $379--4th of July special.

 

[spacejamz]

Go to Florida and start jumping into pools at senior living centers, especially ones with alien looking seed pods in them...this worked for the guys in that Cocoon movie back in the 80's...

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/8dad058b-c1b9-4665-ba26-64dc6d0b38c8

 

[balloonshark]

 

[highland145]

I'll do it for $379--4th of July special.

$349

 

[sandorski]

I have Good news and Bad news. The Good news is that you don't have to be Old. The Bad news is that you have to Die.

 

[BoomerD]

When Mrs. Boomer and I first got married, in between dodging tyranosaurusmattacks, she'd talk about "growing old together."
I always objected strongly..."Stay together is fine, but I DON'T want to grow old...with you or anyone else."
Fast forward 44 years...damnit...she's winning that argument.

 

[highland145]

When Mrs. Boomer and I first got married, in between dodging tyranosaurusmattacks, she'd talk about "growing old together."
I always objected strongly..."Stay together is fine, but I DON'T want to grow old...with you or anyone else."
Fast forward 44 years...damnit...she's winning that argument.

And every other....

 

[BoomerD]

And every other....

Well, yeah...I are a smart man...

 

[ibex333]

I have something to say... "It's better to burn out, than to fade away".

- Kurgan (from Highlander)

 

[nakedfrog]

I have something to say... "It's better to burn out, than to fade away".

- Kurgan (from Highlander)

I believe Neil Young would like a word with you.

 

[dainthomas]

I have something to say... "It's better to burn out, than to fade away".

- Kurgan (from Highlander)

The guy who played the Kurgan is a teacher in the Goldbergs. The episode where they created a Highlander club was hilarious!

 

[Mai72]

"We live in a culture that has been rubbed into us that to die is a terrible thing, and that is a tremoundous disease from which our culture in particular suffers." `Alan Watts

 

[HeXen]

"No one wants to die but everyone gets to"
-Riddick from Dark Athena

 

[Captante]

$349

$299 and a reach-around?

 

[highland145]

$299 and a reach-around?

Well, that's more gutter than I'm getting into.

 

[BoomerD]

"No one wants to die but everyone gets to"
-Riddick from Dark Athena

Everybody wan go heaven, nobody wan dead. Screwface.

 

[BoomerD]

Well, that's more gutter than I'm getting into.

Since when did you get so fucking pure?

 

[stargazr]

Can somebody solve this for me?

Don't worry, you will probably get dementia so it doesn't matter.

 

[BarkingGhostar]

Put a self-portrait painting in the attic and be happy.

 

[highland145]

Since when did you get so fucking pure?

That shir with your Mom and the Ebola.

Effing auto correct says I can't say SHIT.