I don't think I'm fit for a corporate job..

[Syringer]

It took me about 6 attempts and 10 minutes to tie my tie, and it still looks crappy =/

 

[puffff]

use clip-on's

 

[mugs]

Most jobs don't require a tie.

 

[Toastedlightly]

Which knot you using?

 

[BrokenVisage]

Too bad you can't make a living on killing spiders. 😛

Wait, become an exterminator! :Q

At least that solves your tie problem heh.

 

[bigrash]

you worry about your tie? i can think of many other reasons why you're unfit for the corporate world.

 

[HeroOfPellinor]

Originally posted by: Syringer
I don't think I'm fit for a corporate job..

That's all?

 

[BurnItDwn]

After a few more times of putting on the tie, you'll be able to get it down to 5 tries. Then, a week or two later, you'll be doing it ON THE FIRST ATTEMPT OMG!!!!!!!!!!1111!

 

[JDrake]

Originally posted by: puffff
use clip-on's

:thumbsup:

 

[Audiotherapy]

at least he's not complaining about kneepads for the corporate world yet... 😉

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: audiotherapy
at least he's not complaining about kneepads for the corporate world yet... 😉

Where do you work?

 

[Heisenberg]

Originally posted by: BurnItDwn
After a few more times of putting on the tie, you'll be able to get it down to 5 tries. Then, a week or two later, you'll be doing it ON THE FIRST ATTEMPT OMG!!!!!!!!!!1111!

And every time you do, a little piece of your soul will die.

 

[BurnItDwn]

Originally posted by: Heisenberg

Originally posted by: BurnItDwn
After a few more times of putting on the tie, you'll be able to get it down to 5 tries. Then, a week or two later, you'll be doing it ON THE FIRST ATTEMPT OMG!!!!!!!!!!1111!

And every time you do, a little piece of your soul will die.

I HAVE NO SOUL LEFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sad but true ....

 

[newmachineoverlord]

If you're not comfy playing as a corporate then perhaps you should be a colonial marine. You already have experience with bug hunts after all. Either way you still get dragged back to the hive to have one of those facehuggers implant a cute little chestburster in you.

Otherwise, you get used to tying ties with practice. IMHO "business attire" is one of the stupidest entrenched traditions of modern society, and when I begin my Iron-Fisted rule over the new world order it will no longer be required. Comfortable clothing for everyone who doesn't need uncomfortable personal protective equipment FTW!

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: Syringer
It took me about 6 attempts and 10 minutes to tie my tie, and it still looks crappy =/

Apply at Mc Donalds and good luck