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I don't know whether to laugh or vomit*NSFW*

michaels

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Ok first of all I seriously doubted even telling this because if I read this I would be like umm yeah, sure...but screw it.

My wife gets off the phone with her cousin and she is like "if I tell you something will you swear not to say a word to anyone?" I was like "Just tell me.". She keep telling me to swear and I said don't even worry about it, don't tell me. Well I guess she couldn't resist and 10 minutes later she told me.

Now keep in mind the two individuals involved are sleazeball druggies. Her cousin's brother's girlfriend told her that they broke into his grandma's neighbor's house, which lives on the same property in his grandma's rent house. They stole a pair of panties, bra and a dildo. She then informed her that he put on the bra and panties and had his girlfriend work his butt over with it. She then went on to inform her that during sex he often tells her how he wishes he could have a penis inside him.
 
Of course he's a man. He was smart enough to realize that the wimminfolk can't keep a secret, and he didn't have to swear to tell.
 
Originally posted by: michaels
Ok first of all I seriously doubted even telling this because if I read this I would be like umm yeah, sure...but screw it.

My wife gets off the phone with her cousin and she is like "if I tell you something will you swear not to say a word to anyone?" I was like "Just tell me.". She keep telling me to swear and I said don't even worry about it, don't tell me. Well I guess she couldn't resist and 10 minutes later she told me.

Now keep in mind the two individuals involved are sleazeball druggies. Her cousin's brother's girlfriend told her that they broke into his grandma's neighbor's house, which lives on the same property in his grandma's rent house. They stole a pair of panties, bra and a dildo. She then informed her that he put on the bra and panties and had his girlfriend work his butt over with it. She then went on to inform her that during sex he often tells her how he wishes he could have a penis inside him.
Are you sure it wasn't her aunt's sister's boyfriend's cousin's dog groomer's daughter's girlfriend's father?
 
She says hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
Said hey babe, take a walk on the wild side

And the colored girls go
Doo, doo doo, doo doo, doo doo doo...
 
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