I don't know how this came up reading one of Brutuskend's last jokes but...

[BigToque]

The last joke:

A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly. "Quick," said the woman to her lover," into the closet!" and she pushed him in the closet, stark naked. The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the closet. "Who are you?" he asked him. "I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone," said the exterminator. "What are you doing in there?" the husband asked. "I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths," the man replied. "And where are your clothes?" asked the husband. The man looked down at himself and said,... "Those little bastards."

Not don't ask me how I came to this thought from reading this last joke, but what would you do if you found out that your significant ofther was involved in porn before you met her? (finding out from a friend, or seeing something yourself) Assuming that you guys thought you already knew almost everything about the persons past.

Edit:

And No, this has nothing to do with me (at least not that I know of) 🙂

 

[Orsorum]

dp

 

[Orsorum]

Depends on the situation, what kind of porn, how long she'd been in the industry, etc.

 

[DanTMWTMP]

Depends on the situation, what kind of porn, how long she'd been in the industry, etc

 

[bradruth]

That's a pretty big mozza ball to keep secret. The sh!t would hit the fan.

 

[Kelvrick]

Originally posted by: Orsorum
Depends on the situation, what kind of porn, how long she'd been in the industry, etc.

How about 3 years and is the foremost expert in the porn industry for deepthroating and quatriple anal?

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: Kelvrick

Originally posted by: Orsorum
Depends on the situation, what kind of porn, how long she'd been in the industry, etc.

How about 3 years and is the foremost expert in the porn industry for deepthroating and quatriple anal?

We're asking about a hypothetical, not asking for your resume.

 

[Stark]

that would not fly.

 

[DAGTA]

That's not a little 'oops, I neglected to mention' thing. Not eveyone agrees but I'm of the opinion that if you get very serious with someone (thinking marriage) then you should know each other's pasts. Leaving something like that out would cause me some serious distrust and wonder of 'what else has been left out?'

 

[BigToque]

Originally posted by: Kelvrick

Originally posted by: Orsorum
Depends on the situation, what kind of porn, how long she'd been in the industry, etc.

How about 3 years and is the foremost expert in the porn industry for deepthroating and quatriple anal?

:Q Don't you think it strange if you could fit a 2L bottle of soft drink in a person's butt?

 

[Amorphus]

You just got DP'd. 😉

*edit* ugh, server is SO slow.

 

[Rastus]

I think anyone on this board can identify all women that have ever been in the porn industry.

 

[Kelvrick]

Originally posted by: Orsorum

Originally posted by: Kelvrick

Originally posted by: Orsorum
Depends on the situation, what kind of porn, how long she'd been in the industry, etc.

How about 3 years and is the foremost expert in the porn industry for deepthroating and quatriple anal?

We're asking about a hypothetical, not asking for your resume.

I had to cut it short, but those are the highlights of my career.

 

[Bowmaster]

As long as she's clean, it's all cool...