I don't give a **** about your fantasy team

Syringer

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Aug 2, 2001
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Why is it whenever anyone starts any sort of football thread there has to be several people that jump in that mention how it affects their fantasy team?

NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR FANTASY TEAM!

Now I'm a huge football fan, and while I don't play fantasy football I certainly don't mind it either, it's just that all it's players have to somehow chime in about their team and how everything in the "real" football world affects their fantasy teams.

All fantasy sports does is cheapen and make the game much more superficial to watch, such that instead of watching games for something other than the stories behind the game, or the personalities behind it, it's turned into nothing more than a game of numbers. If I wanted to deal with numbers I'd go take a math class.

Examples of the superficialness of it all:

a) say you're rooting for a team, the team heads into the red zone, and end up scoring a touchdown. Now in the old days this would be reason for celebration, yes? Not in this world howeveri, it's only cause for celebration if someone on their fantasy team scored, if it was the 3rd string RB who jumped 15 ft into the air over defenders who stacked themselves 3 man-up, it wouldn't matter because that guy wasn't starting for your damn team.

b) You're rooting for a team, and the opposing team is in your redzone. Now normally you'd want everything done so that they don't score right? Wrong, if someone on the opposing team happens to be on your fantasy team, and if they score a TD, you would be rooting FOR them. If you're a Broncos fan, Chiefs fan, or a Bears fan let's say, and you had the first pick in your draft, you'd probably be crazy not to pick LT...but that means you'd have to root for him when he's playing against your team. How un-kosher is that?

Person A: OMG did you see how player x cameback last week after suffering a life threatening injury and was gone for 3 months when no one thought he would but he ended up scoring 3 TDs!!??

Person B: Yeah he totally helped my fantasy team!

Person A: :roll::Disgust;

As its name implies, it's a fantasy, it'd be like if someone constantly kept everyone else updated on how their WoW or Second Life character was doing at the moment, except it'd probably be more interesting. Enough already!

/waits for people to chime in as to how their fantasy team did this week.
 

pyonir

Lifer
Dec 18, 2001
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I was happy Eli went down tonight...cause i'm only a point behind now with his team done and i have the Ravens defense and Vernon Davis tomorrow. YAY!
 

Legendary

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Jan 22, 2002
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Romo just saved me and killed me.
Fantasy makes you betray your loyalties :(
/spider
 

Queasy

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Aug 24, 2001
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I didn't get enough production out of my RBs. I'm going to have to check the waiver wire and maybe do some trades.


:p
 

Cuda1447

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Jul 26, 2002
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The # 1 rule of fantasy football is you NEVER cheer against your normal team. Doing so breaks the official rules of fantasy football. Geez... everyone knows this!


GO DALLAS!!!!!



Damnit, TO scored. Now I lost my FF game :(


(just playing, I picked TO - I'm not stupid!)
 

Cdubneeddeal

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Oct 22, 2003
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Originally posted by: KK
is derrick ward a good pick up?

He would be an excellent pickup right now. I may pick him up in one of my sleeper leagues but he was taken quickly in my main.
 

Joemonkey

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Mar 3, 2001
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someone said this in a thread a while back, makes perfect sense

fantasy football is dungeons and dragons for jocks
 

thepd7

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I think you need to check out my team before you say that:

Starters:
QB Tony Romo, Dal QB 5th Round
RB Steven Jackson, StL RB 1st Round
RB Edgerrin James, Ari RB 3rd Round
WR Reggie Wayne, Ind WR 2nd Round
WR Anquan Boldin, Ari WR 4th Round
TE Benjamin Watson, NE TE 6th Round
D/ST Jaguars D/ST, Jac D/ST 7th Round
K Jason Elam, Den K 15th Round

BENCH
Randy Moss, NE WR 8th Round
Bench LaMont Jordan, Oak RB 9th Round
Bench Randy McMichael, StL TE 12th Round
Bench Alex Smith, SF QB 11th Round
Bench Cowboys D/ST, Dal D/ST 14th Round
Bench Jeff Garcia, TB QB 13th Round


I mean, I am kicking ass, you really should be excited for me!
 

Yzzim

Lifer
Feb 13, 2000
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I missed all the FF signups this year :(

Is it even possible to start a team up once the season has begun?
 

mooglemania85

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Originally posted by: thepd7
I think you need to check out my team before you say that:

Starters:
QB Tony Romo, Dal QB 5th Round
RB Steven Jackson, StL RB 1st Round
RB Edgerrin James, Ari RB 3rd Round
WR Reggie Wayne, Ind WR 2nd Round
WR Anquan Boldin, Ari WR 4th Round
TE Benjamin Watson, NE TE 6th Round
D/ST Jaguars D/ST, Jac D/ST 7th Round
K Jason Elam, Den K 15th Round

BENCH
Randy Moss, NE WR 8th Round
Bench LaMont Jordan, Oak RB 9th Round
Bench Randy McMichael, StL TE 12th Round
Bench Alex Smith, SF QB 11th Round
Bench Cowboys D/ST, Dal D/ST 14th Round
Bench Jeff Garcia, TB QB 13th Round


I mean, I am kicking ass, you really should be excited for me!

You would be kicking more ass if you hadn't left Moss on the bench.
 

edro

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Apr 5, 2002
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I love football as well, but Fantasy Football adds another view to the game.
It's fun to root for your team, or the underdog AND your fantasy players.

I do agree though, and I myself and guilty, of getting pissed off when a 2nd stringer scores the points that were "taken" away from my FF player.