I don't feel so good, can you guys cheer me up

bradruth

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I've been coughing all day due to what I suspect is a cold, so I don't feel so great either. :(
 

AgaBoogaBoo

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Search for Brutuskend's joke. Search by his name or type in "stolen" and search only titles
 

bradruth

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Originally posted by: AgaBooga
Search for Brutuskend's joke. Search by his name or type in "stolen" and search only titles

Brut's jokes aren't going to help anyone laugh.


;)
 

Yzzim

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Originally posted by: oniq
Bash.org always makes me laugh.

currently LingMAO at bash.org :D

edit:

<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick f*ckers)
<anamexis> :<
 

JediJeb

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A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10." Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter.

Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked."
 

MegaWorks

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Originally posted by: JediJeb
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10." Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter.

Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked."

HAHAHAHAH!
 

db

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"make me laugh "


Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?






B/C there are twenty eight of them! :D
 

GoldenGuppy

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Originally posted by: DrPizza
Originally posted by: RossMAN
This is an old repost but it's always made me laugh, flash.

That's probably my favorite.

Hehe, it's a chill sort of fun, not exactly the most HAR HAR HAR funny to me :) But that's 100 times better than anything I could've come up with :)

So a chicken crossed the road...

><GG)
 

Kilgor

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Originally posted by: MegaWorks
I don't know but I feel so stress or something. I don't know....

Stick a Safety Pin in your eye at least you will know you are feeling or something. :)