I don't even....

[highland145]

BENGHAZI, Libya – Activists and medics say tribal clashes that erupted in southern Libya after three young men turned a pet monkey loose on a high school girl have killed at least 20 people.

The girl's family sought revenge after the monkey scratched and bit her last week, and killed all three men along with the animal.

Bader al-Daheli, a civil activist, said Sunday that the two main tribes in the southern city of Sabha, Awlad Suleiman and Gadhadhfa, are each backed by armed groups. Abdel-Rahman Areish, the head of Sabha hospital, said 20 people have been killed and 50 wounded.

Libya slid into chaos after the 2011 ouster and killing of longtime dictator Moammar Gadhafi. Much of the country is effectively ruled by a patchwork of local or tribal militias.

 

[Chaotic42]

Don't know what to say, the monkey won't do.

 

[highland145]

https://youtu.be/wKrwlgiYn-c?t=54

 

[Chaotic42]

Also, yes.

 

[IronWing]

RBM or sockpuppet?

 

[highland145]

RBM, I say.

 

[IronWing]

Seems likely as he's hit the ground running.

Anyway, on topic, I got nothing. Every funny reply would be a bannable offense.

 

[Zeze]

And here I am, complaining about mondays at an office job.

 

[Charmonium]

Why couldn't they just spank the monkey and leave it at that?

 

[PottedMeat]

i keep reducing the first sentence as something like

a pet monkey has killed at least 20 people

 

[highland145]

Why couldn't they just spank the monkey and leave it at that?

This, folks, is why I love this place.

 

[NesuD]

So a week in the south of Libya is very much like a weekend in the south of Chicago?

 

[clamum]

The girl's family sought revenge after the monkey scratched and bit her last week, and killed all three men along with the animal.

That's fucking funny but jeez it's horrible cause of all the deaths (20?! wtf). I still laughed though, LOL. I are going to hell.

 

[highland145]

No more monkey business....

 

[nakedfrog]

I tried to warn them, I said "Don't you know you're gonna shock the monkey?"