I don't even have to leave my bed any more, I live like a king...

[Killbat]

My summer slack setup is now complete. From a reclining position on my bed, I can access the following on my 27" TV with a few simple button presses:

• Local broadcast TV
• DSS DirectTV
• N64
• SNES
• My computer (wireless keyboard with pointer), which includes DVD

And I even have my GBA within a short arm's reach so I can game and watch TV simultaneously. I lay back, festering from lack of bathing, as I type this. If only I could urinate without getting up...

 

[AMDJunkie]

Now that's quality living!

 

[BearX00]

that is rpetty disgusting

 

[Hanpan]

Let the fattening begin. At this rate you will be plump and ready to eat in 3 weeks.

Finaly my plan is starting to work

 

[Pretender]

they released GBA? When when when, how much and where?

 

[crab]

Whoah me too...Except in my case it's not by choice.

 

[Scarpozzi]

You definitely need to add a small (or large) fridge to that setup. Something to chill your vodka and schnopps and to hold your cold bucket-o-chicken.

 

[PCResources]

Yup, and of course, you have an inflatable girl in your bed to, because if you are going to live like this you will not get a real one...

Patrick

 

[db]

We will siphon off your fat and compete with the oil companies! Eat on and grow my brotha...

 

[Killbat]

I actually have a small fridge and microwave in here, but I have to get up and walk 4' to get to them.

 

[vi edit]

Any worthy king would have his very own beer wench.

 

[Imaginer]

All you need is a built in toilet and you never ever have to miss the mentos commercials.

 

[iamfried]

Make sure you lay down as much as possible so the fat has a chance to settle evenly.

 

[Imaginer]

And lots of Glade plug ins and Spring time scented sprays if you don't plan on taking showers again and for that feeling of outdoors.

 

[Cooltech2k]

That Would drive me Crazy.... I Have got to do sompthing (anything) every day that requires leaving the house or I Get really Edgy...

 

[Clinotus]

I know in a year or two we'll be reading about you in the paper and how they had to saw the doorframe to get you out of the house.

 

[Clinotus]

Add to that, you could rearrange your room so that the bed is close to the window so that the pizza/chinese delivery guys can just deliver to you right through the window. Thats quality!

 

[Imaginer]

Don't forget your dialing finger!!!!

 

[Looney]

Get a box of diapers and you'll never have to leave the room!

 

[Amused]

<< Get a box of diapers and you'll never have to leave the room! >>



Naw, a catheter and colostomy bag that is pumped into the toilet will work better.

 

[pulpp]

umm, hose yourself to the bathroom so you dont have to get up, the urnie hose should be fine, i am worried the sh!t hose will get clogged easily though, oh well you could always fart in it to clear it up again

 

[Hamburgerpimp]

Don't sh1t yourself. Dogs won't even sleep where they sh1t.

 

[Belegost]

I highly recommend one of these.

 

[Hamburgerpimp]

DamnnnnnnnnnLOL

 

[tm37]

<< I actually have a small fridge and microwave in here, but I have to get up and walk 4' to get to them >>



The HORROR!