I dont care for football, i dont' care for the superbowl.

SherEPunjab

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there, i said it.

all my friends are all crazy about football, yeah, there will even be a few parties that i'll be obliged to attend. but you know what? i dont care. I'VE NEVER CARED. I hate football. i nod my head and go oooohhh and ahhh when i really do not know what is going on. I've done this for 5 years now.

I'm revealing this to you today. perhaps it is because it is late. perhaps it is because i'm sick of pretending.

I dont even know all the rules! when my friends say "man thats bullsh*t that was 200 yards and 3rd down" or whatever, and i say "yeah, man that sucks." I don't have a CLUE what he is talking about.

i'm sick of it. there is absolutely NOTHING to do that day except for watching this stupid F'CKING game that involves a bunch of steroid fed monstrosities crashing their heads into each other for 10 seconds and then stopping. 10-20 more seconds of running around the stupid field with a stupid ball and more crashing and then stop. Go stop go stop. its not like its basketball that actually interests me. or NHL or soccer.

So yeah, i'm gonna load up on some Mickey D' chicken nuggets, and yeah i'll probably be at one of your houses but you dont' know who I am. I'm the guy in the corner with the beer, the guy that doesn't say much except for agreeing with everyone. Thats me. I'm the guy that doesn't know sh*t about football. I'm the guy that doesn't give a sh*t.

TO HELL WITH YOUR STUPID SUPERBOWL.

..flame on...

 

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i don't agree with this topic but you don't see me posting a manifesto
 

N8Magic

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Originally posted by: SherEPunjab

I dont even know all the rules! when my friends say "man thats bullsh*t that was 200 yards and 3rd down" or whatever, and i say "yeah, man that sucks." I don't have a CLUE what he is talking about.

The first thing you need to learn is that a football field is 100 yards long. (110 yards in Canada) ;)
 

LH

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Well its a 100 yards, unless you run the ball out of the end zone or kicking a field goal.
 

SherEPunjab

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yeah.. okay.

its been noted.

i don't really care to learn the rules either. i think the game is inherently stupid. sorry, thats just me. and i'm a texan of all things. wer'e supposed to love:

1)steaks
2)titty clubs
3) football

and sometimes all at the same time

 

slikmunks

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i don't particularly care for football either, but i have to admit, it is fun to watch.......... especially if you're there at the game...
 

Deeko

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Originally posted by: notfred
World Series > Super Bowl

That is all.

Yea....sure....see what happens to baseball in 20 years when 75% of the fans are dead.
 

Zim Hosein

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Originally posted by: SherEPunjab
yeah.. okay.

its been noted.

i don't really care to learn the rules either. i think the game is inherently stupid. sorry, thats just me. and i'm a texan of all things. wer'e supposed to love:

1)steaks
2)titty clubs
3) football

and sometimes all at the same time

If you don't like football, what sport do you like? I'm just curious.
 

SherEPunjab

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Originally posted by: slikmunks
i don't particularly care for football either, but i have to admit, it is fun to watch.......... especially if you're there at the game...

i agree with that.

if it was in person, it is much more fun. Also playing football is more fun. BUt i can't watch it for some reason. i can't stand to watch it.
 

SherEPunjab

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Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Originally posted by: SherEPunjab
yeah.. okay.

its been noted.

i don't really care to learn the rules either. i think the game is inherently stupid. sorry, thats just me. and i'm a texan of all things. wer'e supposed to love:

1)steaks
2)titty clubs
3) football

and sometimes all at the same time

If you don't like football, what sport do you like? I'm just curious.

i like Basketball first. I also like Ice Hockey, and soccer and tennis. too bad soccer isn't big here in the states though. i can watch any of those sports on t.v.. I enjoy playing almost all sports, but i can't watch football, baseball, or golf for some reason.
 

notfred

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Originally posted by: Deeko
Originally posted by: notfred
World Series > Super Bowl

That is all.

Yea....sure....see what happens to baseball in 20 years when 75% of the fans are dead.

I went to watch my little brother play baseball when he was 13 years old and it was fun. I watched the Giants play at Candlestick, and that was fun. I played baseball in my backyard w/ neighborhood kids and apeice of plywood as home plate, and that was fun, too.
 

Cheese78CA

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Agreed, but so was playing football and breaking my nose with my buddies. Okay, maybe not the breaking nose part... it would've never happened if I had my pads on. I enjoy playing both sports equally, but baseball I gotta admit, is hard to sit through for the duration of the game. I've never been to a pro-game in my life even though I've been a Giants fan forever and I think I've finally gotten over the World Series they gave away.


Originally posted by: notfred
Originally posted by: Deeko
Originally posted by: notfred
World Series > Super Bowl

That is all.

Yea....sure....see what happens to baseball in 20 years when 75% of the fans are dead.

I went to watch my little brother play baseball when he was 13 years old and it was fun. I watched the Giants play at Candlestick, and that was fun. I played baseball in my backyard w/ neighborhood kids and apeice of plywood as home plate, and that was fun, too.

 

IGBT

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Never cared for the men in nylon thing either..get the guy with the ball??
 

KK

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Originally posted by: N8Magic
Originally posted by: notfred
World Series > Super Bowl

Stanley Cup >>>>> Super Bowl > World Series

End of discussion.

This is right on. What is better than watching hockey, other than nudie flicks of course.

KK

 

Zugzwang152

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1) hockey sucks. ;)
2) if baseball players would stop getting drugged up to hit homers, and/or the game wasnt boring as hell, maybe people would watch it.
3) football is fun to watch, to hell with YOU.
 

BD231

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1.) Football rules
2.) Golf Rules (only playing it)
3.) Soccer Rules
3.) Baseball sucks major ass
4.) Hocky sucks ass
5.) You suck!!!!!!

Do you hate football because 70% percent of the people playing are black?
 

Zugzwang152

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Do you hate football because 70% percent of the people playing are black?


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