- Oct 23, 2002
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there, i said it.
all my friends are all crazy about football, yeah, there will even be a few parties that i'll be obliged to attend. but you know what? i dont care. I'VE NEVER CARED. I hate football. i nod my head and go oooohhh and ahhh when i really do not know what is going on. I've done this for 5 years now.
I'm revealing this to you today. perhaps it is because it is late. perhaps it is because i'm sick of pretending.
I dont even know all the rules! when my friends say "man thats bullsh*t that was 200 yards and 3rd down" or whatever, and i say "yeah, man that sucks." I don't have a CLUE what he is talking about.
i'm sick of it. there is absolutely NOTHING to do that day except for watching this stupid F'CKING game that involves a bunch of steroid fed monstrosities crashing their heads into each other for 10 seconds and then stopping. 10-20 more seconds of running around the stupid field with a stupid ball and more crashing and then stop. Go stop go stop. its not like its basketball that actually interests me. or NHL or soccer.
So yeah, i'm gonna load up on some Mickey D' chicken nuggets, and yeah i'll probably be at one of your houses but you dont' know who I am. I'm the guy in the corner with the beer, the guy that doesn't say much except for agreeing with everyone. Thats me. I'm the guy that doesn't know sh*t about football. I'm the guy that doesn't give a sh*t.
TO HELL WITH YOUR STUPID SUPERBOWL.
..flame on...
all my friends are all crazy about football, yeah, there will even be a few parties that i'll be obliged to attend. but you know what? i dont care. I'VE NEVER CARED. I hate football. i nod my head and go oooohhh and ahhh when i really do not know what is going on. I've done this for 5 years now.
I'm revealing this to you today. perhaps it is because it is late. perhaps it is because i'm sick of pretending.
I dont even know all the rules! when my friends say "man thats bullsh*t that was 200 yards and 3rd down" or whatever, and i say "yeah, man that sucks." I don't have a CLUE what he is talking about.
i'm sick of it. there is absolutely NOTHING to do that day except for watching this stupid F'CKING game that involves a bunch of steroid fed monstrosities crashing their heads into each other for 10 seconds and then stopping. 10-20 more seconds of running around the stupid field with a stupid ball and more crashing and then stop. Go stop go stop. its not like its basketball that actually interests me. or NHL or soccer.
So yeah, i'm gonna load up on some Mickey D' chicken nuggets, and yeah i'll probably be at one of your houses but you dont' know who I am. I'm the guy in the corner with the beer, the guy that doesn't say much except for agreeing with everyone. Thats me. I'm the guy that doesn't know sh*t about football. I'm the guy that doesn't give a sh*t.
TO HELL WITH YOUR STUPID SUPERBOWL.
..flame on...