I didn't know what "futa" meant until today

[Eug]

[URL='https://9to5mac.com/2016/09/15/apple-frantically-removing-potential-nsfw-terms-from-imessage-gif-search-after-initial-oversight/']Apple frantically removing potentially NSFW terms from iMessage GIF search after initial oversight[/url]

Now that iOS 10 is available to the public, though, and these NSFW results have become noticed, Apple is frantically blocking any term from being searched that could potentially return an NSFW result. For instance, searching for “huge” no returns any results, while earlier it would return a plethora of images, some NSFW and some not. The more obvious terms such as “nipslip” and “futa” also now return no results.

 

[Einzige]

I love futons. A great solution for a dorm room or a studio apartment.

 

[master_shake_]

federal unemployment tax act.

seems pretty sfw to me.

 

[Eug]

I think "futa" would be plural for "futum", not "futon".

 

[Sonikku]

Hey! I resemble that...

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Definitely odd that the author of that article considers it a commonplace word. I have never seen it outside of 4chan.

 

[OutHouse]

Definitely odd that the author of that article considers it a commonplace word. I have never seen it outside of 4chan.

and those of us who dont go to 4chan, we have never seen it.

 

[Ns1]

Wtf is futa?

 

[CraKaJaX]

this is fubar

 

[Ruptga]

A++ thread

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Wtf is futa?

It's a pedo hentai thing. I might be getting it confused with another term, but iirc futa is where you have adolescent boys dressed in girl's clothing. Although that might be shota. I'm not Googling it to confirm.

 

[Ruptga]

It's a pedo hentai thing. I might be getting it confused with another term, but iirc futa is where you have adolescent boys dressed in girl's clothing. Although that might be shota. I'm not Googling it to confirm.

That's not futa or shota you damn noob. I mean, there could be a shota that involves crossdressing, but it is in no way necessary. If this didn't provide enough of a clue then I don't know if anything but drawing a picture can help you two.

Hey! I resemble that...

 

[lupi]

Federal Unemployment Tax Act

 

[renz20003]

And now here's the rest of the story

 

[Einzige]

I think

That's not futa or shota you damn noob. I mean, there could be a shota that involves crossdressing, but it is in no way necessary. If this didn't provide enough of a clue then I don't know if anything but drawing a picture can help you two.

Yeah what a noob doesn't even know what a futon is.Wait I think that might be a good thing.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

That's not futa or shota you damn noob. I mean, there could be a shota that involves crossdressing, but it is in no way necessary. If this didn't provide enough of a clue then I don't know if anything but drawing a picture can help you two.

I stand corrected. I guess I have no idea what futa is, but then perhaps the various shota fans I've run into on that side of the internet have a predilection towards crossdressing cuz it always seems to be mentioned in the context of the word. Or there's a third word out there that I'm completely mangling. Like, I know yuri is lesbian stuff and yaoi gay stuff, I feel confident on those. There are so many damn genres of hentai out there.

 

[Einzige]

I stand corrected. I guess I have no idea what futa is, but then perhaps the various shota fans I've run into on that side of the internet have a predilection towards crossdressing cuz it always seems to be mentioned in the context of the word. Or there's a third word out there that I'm completely mangling. Like, I know yuri is lesbian stuff and yaoi gay stuff, I feel confident on those. There are so many damn genres of hentai out there.

To say the least weaboos are depraved af.

 

[Eug]

I Googled it, and the results provided were not that bad. However, if you don't want to Google it, this NSFW old but funny advertisement will give you a strong hint:

BTW, I don't know what shota is either, but I'm not going to Google that one for the time being.

 

[CraKaJaX]

I Googled it, and the results provided were not that bad. However, if you don't want to Google it, this NSFW old but funny advertisement will give you a strong hint:

You obviously did not Google image it. Or you're a little crooked in the wiener area. Whatever the case is, it's not something I'd stick around and investigate.

 

[Eug]

You obviously did not Google image it. Or you're a little crooked in the wiener area. Whatever the case is, it's not something I'd stick around and investigate.

You're right. I didn't do an image search of course.

The text results were reasonable. And yes, Federal Unemployment Tax Act was one of the hits.

 

[Eug]

I Googled it, and the results provided were not that bad. However, if you don't want to Google it, this NSFW old but funny advertisement will give you a strong hint:

BTW, I don't know what shota is either, but I'm not going to Google that one for the time being.

Well, up until now, I still didn't know what "futa" is. I just read another article on this, and it explains it clearly. My Google search yielded an alternate definition for "futa", which the above video provides a big hint for. However, that is apparently not the prime NSFW meaning of "futa". It actually refers to something completely different.

The explanation is in this article (also mildly NSFW):

http://gizmodo.com/apple-is-on-a-moderation-rampage-after-porn-was-found-i-1786681489

It also has some screengrabs showing some mildly NSFW search results in Apple iMessage GIFs, for example for "bounce".

Apple really screwed the pooch this time, and no, please don't image Google "screwed the pooch".

 

[Ruptga]

I stand corrected. I guess I have no idea what futa is, but then perhaps the various shota fans I've run into on that side of the internet have a predilection towards crossdressing cuz it always seems to be mentioned in the context of the word. Or there's a third word out there that I'm completely mangling. Like, I know yuri is lesbian stuff and yaoi gay stuff, I feel confident on those. There are so many damn genres of hentai out there.

Shota is actually gay pedo shit. Technically it doesn't have to be pedo, technically it's like the "teen" section on porn sites, but given how every anime character looks 5-10 years younger than they're supposed to be it pretty much always is. Either way it's a subsection of yaoi, which is gay. Yuri is lesbians.

A futanari is a woman with a penis, and I don't mean they're a transsexual, I mean they have both. The artistic interpretations of that vary, but they're almost always hilariously awful and physically impossible.

The internet is a wonderful place, but like any natural wonder there are parts of it that are not for the weak of will. Aren't you glad you asked?

 

[highland145]

nvm

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Shota is actually gay pedo shit. Technically it doesn't have to be pedo, technically it's like the "teen" section on porn sites, but given how every anime character looks 5-10 years younger than they're supposed to be it pretty much always is. Either way it's a subsection of yaoi, which is gay. Yuri is lesbians.

A futanari is a woman with a penis, and I don't mean they're a transsexual, I mean they have both. The artistic interpretations of that vary, but they're almost always hilariously awful and physically impossible.

The internet is a wonderful place, but like any natural wonder there are parts of it that are not for the weak of will. Aren't you glad you asked?

Aaaaah that explains it. Usually it seems like fans emphasize the male bits over the female bits ("feminine penis") so I probably just assumed it was transgender. Danke.

 

[Einzige]

Shota is actually gay pedo shit. Technically it doesn't have to be pedo, technically it's like the "teen" section on porn sites, but given how every anime character looks 5-10 years younger than they're supposed to be it pretty much always is. Either way it's a subsection of yaoi, which is gay. Yuri is lesbians.

A futanari is a woman with a penis, and I don't mean they're a transsexual, I mean they have both. The artistic interpretations of that vary, but they're almost always hilariously awful and physically impossible.

The internet is a wonderful place, but like any natural wonder there are parts of it that are not for the weak of will. Aren't you glad you asked?

Wow you really know a lot about this. Are you sure you ought to be mocking me...?