I didn't know the New Testament had rules for "scratching yoda behind the ear"...

[FleshLight]

http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_law/sexual_discharges/lv15_16a.html

Take that you fundies! I'm still going to heaven!

 

[saltedeggman]

no boobies?

 

[ElFenix]

hahah that's awesome

 

[JBT]

lego's are so sweet.

 

[Mookow]

The ending portion of the series about rape is just f***ed up. Seriously.

 

[Gurck]

Bwahahaha :laugh:

 

[Horus]

Oh, they got tons of these weird-ass rules. Trust me, you don't wanna know them all.

 

[FleshLight]

How horrible, yet fitting

 

[mitaiwan82]

lego sex!

 

[David Brent]

bump for awesomeness :laugh:

 

[Shawn]

hahaha, holy crap. is this garbage really in the bible?

 

[neutralizer]

Oh man, that's just so awesome.

 

[notfred]

Originally posted by: Shawn
hahaha, holy crap. is this garbage really in the bible?

Yes, but it's in the old testament, not the new testament like the OP says.

 

[thegimp03]

rofl

 

[necine]

leviticus...

 

[JoeKing]

Originally posted by: Shawn
hahaha, holy crap. is this garbage really in the bible?

1. Who created The Brick Testament?

There are those who believe it to be divinely inspired, but The Brick Testament has been created entirely by The Rev. Brendan Powell Smith who builds all the characters and settings out of LEGO bricks, then photographs them to create the illustrated stories found on The Brick Testament website and book series.

 

[David Brent]

lollerskates
bump!