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I didnt enjoy Monsters Ball

So I was in the video store last night looking to rent Wedding Crashers, but of course all the copies were gone...I happened to come across Monsters Ball, and after having heard so many great things about it, I figured what the hell.

Big mistake. SPOILER ALERT

Why is this movie so critically acclaimed? It is filled with cliche after cliche. Black people oppressed in backwoods Georgia town...check...overbearing, racist father who actually has a thing for black women...check...weak son that father doesn't approve of, who later commits suicide...check...poor black woman oppressed by society, with adorable but awkward overweight son...check...death row inmate who actually has a heart of gold and artistic talent, making him seem like the victim...check...lost soul who finds redemption after a series of unlikely but cinematically convenient deaths and other unfortunate events...check.

That, and the actual story could probably actually be told in a one hour made for television movie...the rest is filler...artistic, sweeping camera pans, funky camera angle shots that we have all seen a million times before in infinitely better movies, and the actors doing not much of anything, but doing enough of nothing such that it might be Oscar worthy.

The whole point of the movie is basically to lead up to Halle Barry and Billy Bob Thorton hooking up...and the sex scene wasn't all that great, although we do get to see multiple shots of Barry's boobies.

And the ending...I was like, WTF...at first I thought, ok cool maybe the director went for the ambiguous ending on purpose...but after listening to the director's commentary, instead it became apparent that the director couldn't decide on an ending, but didn't want the sappy Hollywood happy ending...so instead went for the, hey we'll make it an ambiguous ending because this is an independent film, and it will score Oscar gold.

I like a good drama or artistic film from time to time...but sometimes, I just don't get why Hollywood gets all excited by a particular independent film...Monsters Ball wasn't all that.

 
Well at least you rented one excellent movie. Wedding Crashers was hilarious! Rent Swingers if you haven't seen it.

-Jason
 
Originally posted by: JasonSix78
Well at least you rented one excellent movie. Wedding Crashers was hilarious! Rent Swingers if you haven't seen it.

-Jason

Wedding Crashers isn't as great as people think it is. I remember laughing very little.
 
It was overrated but good enough for what it was. I don't think she deserved an oscar.

Some of your checklist are not really cliches. Though some are. And if you think that P Diddy was meant to be shown as a victim or to have a heart of gold, you definitely got a different interpretation than most people.
 
Originally posted by: tfinch2
Originally posted by: JasonSix78
Well at least you rented one excellent movie. Wedding Crashers was hilarious! Rent Swingers if you haven't seen it.

-Jason

Wedding Crashers isn't as great as people think it is. I remember laughing very little.


Wedding Crashers was a so-so movie. I laughed a couple times but it was rather predictable and dull.
 
Halley Berrie (SP?) getting the sh!t fvcked out of her by nasty ass Billy Bob Thorton on the damn couch and floor.
The lead up wasn't even that believable.

Scene: HB and BBT sitting in BBT's car outside of HB's soon to be repossessed house.

BBT: Somehow I have managed to give you a ride home several times now because all roads seem to lead to Halle Berry
HB: Yeah I know...amazing also that I visited my husband in prison on numerous occasions, and yet we don't recognize one another.
BBT: Uh-huh
HB: I'm so lonely and sad because my husband and son are dead.
BBT: Yeah, I'm depressed because my dad is an asshat and my son killed himself largely because I am an asshat too.
HB: You want to come inside.
BBT: Uh-huh
HB: Let me rant hysterically about my fat son...boy was he fat.
BBT: uh-huh
HB: Did I mention my son was a fatty.
BBT: uh-huh
HB: Fatty, fatty, fatty
BBT: What do you want me to do?
HB: Make me feel good baby
BBT: Even though I have shown racist tendencies on numerous occasions, I will f&ck the crap out of you because, like my daddy says, you ain't a man until you split dark oak.
HB: Growls incoherently

Camera pans...boobie money shot.
 
Off topic, but whats up with Billy Bob and women? How does that ugly bastage get such good looking womenz? He must either have a johnson the size of baseball bat or he's richer than I thought.😕
 
I thought it was a decent movie, but definitely over-contrived and didn't seem like it really went anywhere. At least you get to see Halle's berries, but that wasn't anything to write home about either.
 
Monster Ball was critically acclaimed because Halle got butt naked in it...end of story.

Edit...as many others have said.
 
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