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I did my first notarization today!

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PAB

Banned
16 year old came into the office, and I was the only one with a stamp handy. She was getting her bellybutton pierced.

I charged her $4, since thats all she had in singles.

If her mom wasnt there, I would have asked for a BJ and called it even.

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You just came back from a vacation caused by immaturity.

Your last sentence indicates you are intending on repeating the same procedure.

Skating on thin ice - I may help crack it for you

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Originally posted by: PAB
16 year old came into the office, and I was the only one with a stamp handy. She was getting her bellybutton pierced.

I charged her $4, since thats all she had in singles.

If her mom wasnt there, I would have asked for a BJ and called it even.
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Okay, I swore of goku, now I swear you off, no more posting in your useless threads.

Repeat this to yourself, you are not a playa, you are a 20 something angst ridden person who really needs to move out and identify himself with better values then what you have received at home.
 
Kill yourself

DIAF

DIE

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Originally posted by: dartworth
Kill yourself

DIAF

DIE

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WHAT?!?
 
Originally posted by: dartworth
Kill yourself

DIAF

DIE

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hmm im not getting what you want? its a little confusing.
 
Originally posted by: CadetLee
4 bucks?

Ripoff...it's free up here. 😛
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It was 5:30 and everywhere was closed. I'm entitled to charge for my services. I actually gave her $1 off my normal rate.

Out of the $4 I got, I gave $2 to my business partner for his split since it was his office. He laughed and gave it back.
 
Originally posted by: PAB
Originally posted by: CadetLee
4 bucks?

Ripoff...it's free up here. 😛
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It was 5:30 and everywhere was closed. I'm entitled to charge for my services. I actually gave her $1 off my normal rate.

Out of the $4 I got, I gave $2 to my business partner for his split since it was his office. He laughed and gave it back.
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We notarize free for customers..where I used to work (back in FL), it was 2 bucks for anyone. I still think $5 is steep...but if people pay it, whatever. 🙂
 
Originally posted by: CadetLee
Originally posted by: PAB
Originally posted by: CadetLee
4 bucks?

Ripoff...it's free up here. 😛
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It was 5:30 and everywhere was closed. I'm entitled to charge for my services. I actually gave her $1 off my normal rate.

Out of the $4 I got, I gave $2 to my business partner for his split since it was his office. He laughed and gave it back.
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We notarize free for customers..where I used to work (back in FL), it was 2 bucks for anyone. I still think $5 is steep...but if people pay it, whatever. 🙂
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The going price here is ten bucks.
 
Originally posted by: PAB
16 year old came into the office, and I was the only one with a stamp handy. She was getting her bellybutton pierced.

I charged her $4, since thats all she had in singles.

If her mom wasnt there, I would have asked for a BJ and called it even.
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Wait, she's 16 years old? 16 can get you 20, baby.

Someone report this pedophile or did he already get busted by Perverted Justice on To Catch a predator?
 
Originally posted by: PAB
16 year old came into the office, and I was the only one with a stamp handy. She was getting her bellybutton pierced.

I charged her $4, since thats all she had in singles.

If her mom wasnt there, I would have asked for a BJ and called it even.
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WOW! Big step in life. Did you talk it over with the parents afterward over a beer?

Oh, wait...
 
Do they actually have a test to become a public notary down there? Or is it fly-by-wire like the used car business?
 
I wonder if sooner or later he'll be caught like the people on Dateline where they set up a trap for those who came to the house for a 13 year old child... Then they were arrested under child solicitation.
 
Which reminds me.. I need to complete a notary's training course to become one.
Too much hassle sending clients to the local notaries around here to complete our work.
 
Sounds likes you need to be caught in one of those dateline online sexual predators and have your face plastered all over the internet and television
 
Originally posted by: iamaelephant
What exactly is notarization?
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a public notary (liscensed i guess i'm not sure) basically signs off that you sign off on something. Used to verify the person signing the document is the person signing. (for leasing applications when you're moving cities) etc.

in case that wasn't clear - the wiki
Generally speaking, a notary public [...] may be described as an officer of the law [...] whose public office and duty it is to draw, attest or certify under his official seal deeds and other documents, including wills or other testamentary documents, conveyances of real and personal property and powers of attorney; to authenticate such documents under his signature and official seal in such a manner as to render them acceptable, as proof of the matters attested by him, to the judicial or other public authorities in the country where they are to be used, whether by means of issuing a notarial certificate as to the due execution of such documents or by drawing them in the form of public instruments; to keep a protocol containing originals of all instruments which he makes in the public form and to issue authentic copies of such instruments; to administer oaths and declarations for use in proceedings [...] to note or certify transactions relating to negotiable instruments, and to draw up protests or other formal papers relating to occurrences on the voyages of ships and their navigation as well as the carriage of cargo in ships."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Notary_public
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edit:ehh some typos
 
Wow, sounds like a bunch of bureaucratic nonsense. Never heard of one in NZ, but I suppose with everyone so keen to sue each other over there it's necessary.
 
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