I destroyed a public restroom for the first time yesterday

[tokie]

It was already partially destroyed with no toilet paper left.

But luckily I had some toilet paper in my backpack so I went where no one else would dare to finish off the job in one of the stalls.

Today I went back to take another dump, but the whole bathroom was roped off. I guess the janitor saw what he had to clean and thought "F it I'm going home".






OK, no bodily fluids threads. While your post wasn't the most disgusting, you can thank schneiderboy for the impetus to lock this. :hmm:


esquared
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[Red Squirrel]

Good job LOL. That happened at our Walmart not too long ago, they corded off the whole bathroom and I could overhear some of the staff mentioning how there was diarrhea all over the walls and ceiling and it was really nasty. Probably needed a hazmat team in there LOL.

 

[tommo123]

rumour went around where i used to work about someone getting diarrhoea so bad, that it splashed on their back - even under the shirt he was wearing.

 

[schneiderguy]

One time I was driving home after eating some delicious brownies. I had eaten almost the whole pan because they were so good and suddenly my stomach let me know that I needed to shit ASAP. So I saw a Taco Bell and pulled into their parking lot, got out of my car, and went in.

I was nearly shitting myself as I opened up the bathroom door (luckily there was no one inside). In one fluid motion, I pulled my down my pants and sat on the toilet. I didn't even use a toilet seat protector, that's how badly I had to shit.

Diarrhea erupted from my anus, causing immense pain and relief at the same time. It sprayed for at least 5 minutes straight. I couldn't even bear to look in the toilet, since I knew that the sight would cause me to vomit. The smell was bad enough already.

I started to wipe, but I think all of the oil from the brownies made my poop somewhat slimy, and very hard to wipe off. I ended up using quite a lot of toilet paper, and my throbbing butthole made me forget to flush partway through, so the toilet didn't clog.

When I was finally as clean as I could get with toilet paper (I ended up having to throw away that pair of underwear when I got home) I finally had the courage to look in the toilet. The mass of shit and toilet paper would be impossible to flush, but I had to give it a try. I flushed it, and it did not go down.

In a moment of stupidity, I flushed it again. It almost looked like it would go down, but it didn't. Instead it started to overflow a mixture of diarrhea and toilet water onto the bathroom floor. I zipped up my pants, turned off the light switch, and got out of that cursed bathroom.

I'm sorry Taco Bell, and for whoever had to clean up that disgusting mess D:

 

[Imp]

Ugh... public washrooms. The Burger King near my work is the worst: close to 1 catholic school and a high school in the hood. Toilet paper everywhere, shit and piss on floor, blood in the sinks and on the counters, etc.

 

[mmntech]

One time I was driving home after eating some delicious brownies. I had eaten almost the whole pan because they were so good and suddenly my stomach let me know that I needed to shit ASAP. So I saw a Taco Bell and pulled into their parking lot, got out of my car, and went in.

I was nearly shitting myself as I opened up the bathroom door (luckily there was no one inside). In one fluid motion, I pulled my down my pants and sat on the toilet. I didn't even use a toilet seat protector, that's how badly I had to shit.

Diarrhea erupted from my anus, causing immense pain and relief at the same time. It sprayed for at least 5 minutes straight. I couldn't even bear to look in the toilet, since I knew that the sight would cause me to vomit. The smell was bad enough already.

I started to wipe, but I think all of the oil from the brownies made my poop somewhat slimy, and very hard to wipe off. I ended up using quite a lot of toilet paper, and my throbbing butthole made me forget to flush partway through, so the toilet didn't clog.

When I was finally as clean as I could get with toilet paper (I ended up having to throw away that pair of underwear when I got home) I finally had the courage to look in the toilet. The mass of shit and toilet paper would be impossible to flush, but I had to give it a try. I flushed it, and it did not go down.

In a moment of stupidity, I flushed it again. It almost looked like it would go down, but it didn't. Instead it started to overflow a mixture of diarrhea and toilet water onto the bathroom floor. I zipped up my pants, turned off the light switch, and got out of that cursed bathroom.

I'm sorry Taco Bell, and for whoever had to clean up that disgusting mess D:

Good god man. D:

And obligtory that's business as usual at Taco Bell. :awe: