I demand Ice Cream Equality!

guyver01

Lifer
Sep 25, 2000
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So I go into Friendly's tonight and i want some Ice Cream. They have some awesome flavors...
Hunka Chunka PB Fudge
Nuts Over Caramel

So I order a 4 scoop sundae... figure 2 scoops of each flavor... and they tell me.. get this.... they only have 3, and 5 scoops!

:|

Now i have to decide which flavor gets shorted??? That's not right!
If i get 2 scoops Hunka Chunka, the Nuts Over Caramel will feel lonely...
and if i get 2 scoops of Nuts, the Hunka Chunka will be lonely.

I demand Ice Cream equality...

I demand EVEN NUMBER OF SCOOPS!

Whose with me??

 

SVT Cobra

Lifer
Mar 29, 2005
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Originally posted by: guyver01
So I go into Friendly's tonight and i want some Ice Cream. They have some awesome flavors...
Hunka Chunka PB Fudge
Nuts Over Caramel

So I order a 4 scoop sundae... figure 2 scoops of each flavor... and they tell me.. get this.... they only have 3, and 5 scoops!

:|

Now i have to decide which flavor gets shorted??? That's not right!
If i get 2 scoops Hunka Chunka, the Nuts Over Caramel will feel lonely...
and if i get 2 scoops of Nuts, the Hunka Chunka will be lonely.

I demand Ice Cream equality...

I demand EVEN NUMBER OF SCOOPS!

Whose with me??



hold on, let me get the stationwagon and well go get grandma and we'll give em a piece of our minds!
 

Pepsei

Lifer
Dec 14, 2001
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dude, i can't eat stuff like that, i'd instantly gain a few pounds. how about pistachio?
 

us3rnotfound

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Jun 7, 2003
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i've been shafted my whole life. I know what you're going through, bruh. keep up the protest
 

m2kewl

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Oct 7, 2001
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mmmmmm, ice cream.

i got my edy's right here - mint chocolate chip!!! :D
 

AgaBoogaBoo

Lifer
Feb 16, 2003
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Originally posted by: DAGTA
Give one scoop away to a child near you. Problem solved.

You don't support this cause do you? Now tell me, if someone let you pick 5 gummy bears from green or orange, would you be fine with that? I think NOT!
 

guyver01

Lifer
Sep 25, 2000
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Originally posted by: DAGTA
Give one scoop away to a child near you. Problem solved.


Its people like you that give progress a bad name...

i'm trying to change an injustice... and your response is give away the bad stuff????

 

m2kewl

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Oct 7, 2001
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do you know what's an injustice???

fat people eating for luxury, while other's eat to survive...:D
 

OulOat

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Aug 8, 2002
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Originally posted by: DAGTA
Give one scoop away to a child near you. Problem solved.

If you are not part of the solution you are part of the problem. guy, let's set up a picket line tomorrow.
 

PhlashFoto

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Jun 21, 2003
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Hmmm, Friendly's HQ is basically 2 miles away from me. Want me to bust the joint up and teach them some manners? :D
 

Mo0o

Lifer
Jul 31, 2001
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I definitely just saw 10 scoops of vanilla pile on top of a single scooper of chocolate.
 

Kelemvor

Lifer
May 23, 2002
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They only have 3 and 5? So why not just stop 1 short of the 5 scoop. How much extra does it cost to get a 3 scoop and a 1 scoop?