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I cut off my thumb almost

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oldsmoboat said:
I don't go to the doctor unless a bone is sticking out. Super glue does work very well. Though if the cut was to the bone, I'd just wrap it with paper towels and duct tape. I am not sure I'd want the glue that deep.
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Yeah it's also known as super glue, but was invented to quickly close wounds during the Vietnam War. I believe specifically n-butyl-cyanoacrylate is non-toxic enough for medical applications.
 
Well, well, well if it isn't the thumb-less hitchhiker of the galaxy. I don't want to know what you're sticking out now to hitch rides.
 
Red Squirrel said:
This thread is useless without pics.
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Just remembered something from that night that I think you guys might find funny.

So I'm holding my hand in my shirt to stop the bleeding..I turn to my sister and say "You are going to have to take me to the hospital, i cut myself bad"

she turns around from watching her program and says "Run it under cold water".. I say "how the fuck does that help"

she replies..her exact words "I'm a woman that has periods I know this works"

WTF!!!
 
Mayne said:
Just remembered something from that night that I think you guys might find funny.

So I'm holding my hand in my shirt to stop the bleeding..I turn to my sister and say "You are going to have to take me to the hospital, i cut myself bad"

she turns around from watching her program and says "Run it under cold water".. I say "how the fuck does that help"

she replies..her exact words "I'm a woman that has periods I know this works"

WTF!!!
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All I can see if your sister doing a handstand underneath the shower head.

Priceless thread. Mayne is the new nef king!
 
Ruptga said:
Plot twist: she is a hallucination, Mayne lives alone. His best friend doesn't exist either, and the project they're working on together is a paranoid delusion.
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Not only that, Mayne is a woman and she never cut herself...but is bleeding...

This explains all the drama seeking behavior.
 
For all you guys thinking she was doing handstands in a cold shower. She was talking about public swimming pools.

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW TO ME LOL
 
schneiderguy said:
Maynelet is my favorite ATOT threader.
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