I cut off my thumb almost

[Red Squirrel]

This thread is useless without pics.

 

[bradley]

I don't go to the doctor unless a bone is sticking out. Super glue does work very well. Though if the cut was to the bone, I'd just wrap it with paper towels and duct tape. I am not sure I'd want the glue that deep.

Yeah it's also known as super glue, but was invented to quickly close wounds during the Vietnam War. I believe specifically n-butyl-cyanoacrylate is non-toxic enough for medical applications.

 

[OverVolt]

You can't say it was almost cut off unless she's a dangling.

 

[disappoint]

Well, well, well if it isn't the thumb-less hitchhiker of the galaxy. I don't want to know what you're sticking out now to hitch rides.

 

[Mayne]

This thread is useless without pics.

Just remembered something from that night that I think you guys might find funny.

So I'm holding my hand in my shirt to stop the bleeding..I turn to my sister and say "You are going to have to take me to the hospital, i cut myself bad"

she turns around from watching her program and says "Run it under cold water".. I say "how the fuck does that help"

she replies..her exact words "I'm a woman that has periods I know this works"

WTF!!!

 

[z1ggy]

Just remembered something from that night that I think you guys might find funny.

So I'm holding my hand in my shirt to stop the bleeding..I turn to my sister and say "You are going to have to take me to the hospital, i cut myself bad"

she turns around from watching her program and says "Run it under cold water".. I say "how the fuck does that help"

she replies..her exact words "I'm a woman that has periods I know this works"

WTF!!!

All I can see if your sister doing a handstand underneath the shower head.

Priceless thread. Mayne is the new nef king!

 

[dank69]

What kind of drugs does your sister do?

 

[Ruptga]

What kind of drugs does your sister do?

Plot twist: she is a hallucination, Mayne lives alone. His best friend doesn't exist either, and the project they're working on together is a paranoid delusion.

 

[disappoint]

Plot twist: she is a hallucination, Mayne lives alone. His best friend doesn't exist either, and the project they're working on together is a paranoid delusion.

Not only that, Mayne is a woman and she never cut herself...but is bleeding...

This explains all the drama seeking behavior.

 

[schneiderguy]

Maynelet is my favorite ATOT threader.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

This kind of thing wouldn't happen if you drank good beer.

 

[Mayne]

Just got done talking to my sister about this. Check this shit out...its hilarious

 

[Mayne]

For all you guys thinking she was doing handstands in a cold shower. She was talking about public swimming pools.

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW TO ME LOL

 

[Ns1]

pics of sister doing handstands in a cold shower?

 

[Mayne]

cold water swimming pools stops periods and 3 inch slices to your thumb while drunk.

 

[dank69]

Maynelet is my favorite ATOT threader.

He's been my favorite since he started posting. All the crybabbies keep getting him banned though. :\

 

[brianmanahan]

i almost didn't post this reply

 

[brianmanahan]

Maynelet is my favorite ATOT threader.

 

[alkemyst]

There is a sudden need for Mayne to mention drinking lately now....

 

[RollWave]

pics?