I crashed a wedding yesterday

[James Bond]

So I look at the window yesterday afternoon and see a bunch of people outside the apartment complex next door. I see valet, and immediately realize theres a wedding happening.

I jump in the shower real quick and throw on a suit. By the time I get outside we have a pretty nice crowd forming so I'm excited.

I walk in and cruise straight to the bar and grab a drink. Decent looking crowd, but the situation looked like it could use a little energy.

Nobody seemed to recognize that I didn't know anyone there, so I sat down next to some guy who was looking at his phone. We start chit chatting for a minute, and right when the music stops, I blurt out, "SO WHAT TIMES THE RECEPTION AT!!".

Everyone stops. You could hear the silence.

"This is a funeral".

I left.

 

[RagingBITCH]

uhh

 

[guyver01]

so.. you live next door to a funeral home, and dont realize it?

 

[joesmoke]

HIYOOOOOOO

 

[James Bond]

Originally posted by: guyver01
so.. you live next door to a funeral home, and dont realize it?

It was at an apartment complex.

 

[KK]

I call shens

 

[calvinbiss]

James Bond would have known better.

 

[Jeeebus]

I think somebody's mind is both shaken and stirred.

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: guyver01
so.. you live next door to a funeral home, and dont realize it?

Its a joke.

 

[dbk]

what did you f'in drink? better be what i think it was.

 

[dakels]

4/10

 

[takeru]

i give you a C- for effort

 

[James Bond]

Originally posted by: Jeeebus
I think somebody's mind is both shaken and stirred.

Yeah it was one of those moments when you look around and realize that there are like 20 red flags that you *should* have noticed.

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

Originally posted by: SagaLore

Originally posted by: guyver01
so.. you live next door to a funeral home, and dont realize it?

Its a joke.

Sad it took that long...

 

[Fenixgoon]

that's gold :laugh:

 

[invidia]

What do you call a gay bouncer?


A flamethrower.

 

[BW86]

 

[DannyLove]

I too call shens.

 

[RadiclDreamer]

Originally posted by: KK
I call shens

 

[Freshgeardude]

Originally posted by: KK
I call shens

 

[SunnyD]

Originally posted by: freshgeardude

Originally posted by: KK
I call shens

I called shens too, but it wasn't answering so I had to leave a message.

 

[darkxshade]

Was this before or after you got on stage and started singing?

 

[Beev]

It's a joke, tards.

Anyway, what funeral plays music so loud that you have to yell over it?

 

[James Bond]

Originally posted by: Beev
It's a joke, tards.

Anyway, what funeral plays music so loud that you have to yell over it?

This really happened to me. It was before the casino, Dark.

 

[Homerboy]

dumbest joke ever.