I couldn't help but laugh at this Wikipedia HOSTED translation

[BrokenVisage]

Original
In A.D. 2101
War was beginning.
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's you !!
CATS: How are you gentlemen !!
CATS: All your base are belong to us.
CATS: You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say !!
CATS: You have no chance to survive make your time.
CATS: Ha Ha Ha Ha ....
Operator: Captain !!
Captain: Take off every 'Zig'!!
Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move 'Zig'.
Captain: For great justice.

Wikipedia
A.D. 2101
The war has begun.
Captain: What was that?!
Chief Engineer: It appears someone has planted bombs.
Operator: Captain! We have an incoming transmission!
Captain: What? Who?
Operator: I'll put it on the main screen.
Captain: You! You're...
CATS [with sarcasm]: You seem to be preoccupied, gentlemen.
CATS: With the kind cooperation of the Federation forces, all of your bases are now under our control.
CATS: Your ship, too, will soon meet its end.
Captain: That's... impossible!
CATS: Thanks for coming out this far. You have made it too easy.
CATS: Make the most of these last moments of your lives.
CATS: Ha ha ha ha ha...
Operator: Captain...
Captain: Operator, give a launch order to all ZIG fighters, now!
Captain: We have no time to lose. It's up to them.
Captain: All our hope for the future is in their hands.
Captain: Godspeed, ZIG fighters!

 

[Deeko]

yeeaaaa

 

[Mrvile]

 

[Mrvile]

OOOH I get it now. Haha.

 

[radioouman]

Nice.

 

[scorpmatt]

wow, i still like the orignal better, but now it makes a bit more sense

 

[BrokenVisage]

This thread didn't get enough love when I posted it, therefore, I shall bump it.

 

[KoolDrew]

Originally posted by: Mrvile
OOOH I get it now. Haha.

 

[cjgallen]

I like the original better

 

[GhettoFob]

what you say?

 

[everman]

Horrendous. They changed "Ha Ha Ha Ha" to "Ha ha ha ha ha".
I've lost all respect for Wikipedia for such an egregious case of revisionist history.

 

[booger711]

Originally posted by: everman
Horrendous. They changed "Ha Ha Ha Ha" to "Ha ha ha ha ha".
I've lost all respect for Wikipedia for such an egregious case of revisionist history.

dont be a hater. its not wikipedia, its the dumbasses who edit the articles

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: booger711

Originally posted by: everman
Horrendous. They changed "Ha Ha Ha Ha" to "Ha ha ha ha ha".
I've lost all respect for Wikipedia for such an egregious case of revisionist history.

dont be a hater. its not wikipedia, its the dumbasses who edit the articles

Make your time...

 

[Mrvile]

Repost, and I didn't get it the first time either.

 

[bootymac]

MAIN SCREEN TURN ON ! ! !

 

[akubi]

WHAT YOU SAY!?

 

[StrangerGuy]

All the original Zero Wing dialog lines are gold when I got a first look at them.

 

[mercanucaribe]

I don't get it. is it a translation?

Edit: I can't read!

 

[BrokenVisage]

Woo-hoo, somebody set up us the bump on my thread!

 

[andy9o]

wikipedia has it all wrong

 

[BrokenVisage]

Obligitory AYB flash movie for those living under a rock the past 3+ years.