I committed a crime against nature today.

[Orsorum]

Poured out four bottles of Guinness from my fridge because they were all expired.

🙁

 

[biostud]

hand over your mancard

 

[DAGTA]

Originally posted by: Orsorum
Poured out four bottles of Guinness from my fridge because they were all expired.

🙁

You know, things don't "magically" go bad on an exact date. They 'expire' gradually over time. 😉

You probably could have still drank them... just the taste might not have been as good as normal. 🙂

 

[dug777]

die.

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: DAGTA

Originally posted by: Orsorum
Poured out four bottles of Guinness from my fridge because they were all expired.

🙁

You know, things don't "magically" go bad on an exact date. They 'expire' gradually over time. 😉

You probably could have still drank them... just the taste might not have been as good as normal. 🙂

I didn't really want to drink it anyway. I prefer a good Hef. Or whiskey. Or Scotch.

 

[CravenTacos]

i'd say you commited a party foul, but it's guinness, and probably less then 6pt, so bahhh...
but i'd still keep those to give to my friends, just to mess with them and see if they notice

 

[chrisms]

You made a mistake in not thinking out your options. You had two of them--pouring the Guiness down the drain like you did and wasting it, or drinking the expired Guiness and having a case of beer sh!ts in the morning. One option leaves you sober and disappointed in wasting the four bottles, the other leaves you slightly intoxicated and with a reason to get out of bed the next day--to satisfy the urge to release the liquidy contents of your rectum. What a better feeling in the morning than to let out a great loud squirting crap into the toilet, brown splatter marks and all.

Now what reason do you have to wake up tomorrow?

 

[AmdEmAll]

The real issue here is that you let it get to the experation date :|

Man card ban for a month

 

[xSkyDrAx]

And here I thought you were trying to procreate with animals or something.

 

[Lyfer]

Thats some fvcked up sh1t.

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: xSkyDrAx
And here I thought you were trying to procreate with animals or something.

:Q

 

[intogamer]

give it to the homeless 😀

 

[Yanagi]

Oh nooooooes! 🙁

 

[Savarak]

Originally posted by: Orsorum
Poured out four bottles of Guinness from my fridge because they were all expired.

🙁

you should've taken the beer and boiled some ribs or brats wth them!!

 

[klah]

How can a beer go longer than 3 months without being consumed? 😕