"I cheated"

moshquerade

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I don't know whether to laugh, cry, or do both at the same time for this one :Q

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Wife makes adulterous husband stand in the street carrying sign saying:'I cheated'
Last updated at 1:01 PM on 28th August 2009



A wife took revenge on her husband after she discovered he was having an affair by making him stand in public with a sign saying 'I cheated'.

William Taylor stood shame-faced on a busy road with the large homemade sign draped round his neck saying: 'I cheated. This is my punishment.'

Taylor said his wife had come up with the humiliating punishment after she found out he had cheated on her.
William Taylor was forced to stand at a busy junction wearing this sign after his wife caught him cheating on her with another woman

William Taylor was forced to stand at a busy junction wearing this sign after his wife caught him cheating on her with another woman

The wife, who has not been named, found evidence of his affair on his mobile phone.

Taylor, of Centreville, Virginia, said his wife had wanted him to stand with the sign for a week.

But after a couple of hours he received a call to say his punishment was over.

He told a local TV station in Virginia that he thought his wife was joking when she suggested the idea.

'I thought she was kidding, but she was serious,' he said.

'I figured I got to do what I got to do to makes things right. So here I am.'

Dozens of drivers honked their car horns as they saw Taylor standing forlornly on the busy junction during the morning rush hour.

He began his punishment at 9am and two hours later received a call from his wife telling
he could return home.

Passing cars honked at him as they passed. He was forced to stand there for two hours
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new...cheated-sign-wife.html
 

surfsatwerk

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How did she make him do it? Unless she was on the porch with a shotgun I think this guy is total clown.
 

jonks

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Now he just has to make up a few more signs:

"Oops I did it again."

"Last time I promise."

"Honk if you have nice tits."
 

Evadman

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
and women don't. wait... then who are the men fawking?

The article didn't say he cheated with a woman. Ok, it does, but that is beside the point. sometimes you have to throw truth out the window to make a joke.
 

KeithTalent

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I fail to see how this makes anything better. Cheaters are scum, so I guess I don't mind them being publicly humiliated, but I can't imagine this will truly make the wife feel better.

KT
 

SunnyD

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This was more interesting when the kids in Florida had to do it for whatever their crime was. Embarrassing a child has more effect than that of an adult that couldn't give a damn (obviously, since he felt the need to cheat).
 

KeithTalent

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Originally posted by: zebano
KT, That's probably why it lasted two hours instead of a full week.

Yeah, maybe. Or she realised it was also embarrassing to her as well since their dirty laundry had just essentially been aired in front of everyone.

KT
 

Dorkenstein

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2 hours of punishment? Sounds like neither of them wanted to go too long without bidness as usual.
 

Rastus

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Regs
Men like to fawk a lot, ok Mosh? It's no big secreat.

and women don't. wait... then who are the men fawking?
The town pump usually covers about half of them.

 

zebano

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Originally posted by: RadiclDreamer
Wow, light punishment for banging another chick

Well that and I doubt his wife will ever fully trust him again.
 

Fritzo

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Originally posted by: surfsatwerk
How did she make him do it? Unless she was on the porch with a shotgun I think this guy is total clown.

I wondered that myself. It keeps saying "forced". How could she force him to do that?
 

jonks

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Originally posted by: Fritzo
Originally posted by: surfsatwerk
How did she make him do it? Unless she was on the porch with a shotgun I think this guy is total clown.

I wondered that myself. It keeps saying "forced". How could she force him to do that?

"Do it or I'll take half your shit?" I would consider the prospect of my wealth being halved sufficient threat to encourage my participation. If a guy tells a girl he'll kill her family unless she has sex with him but otherwise is gentle, did he force her? I mean, she coulda said no.
 

PlasmaBomb

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Originally posted by: Fritzo
Originally posted by: surfsatwerk
How did she make him do it? Unless she was on the porch with a shotgun I think this guy is total clown.

I wondered that myself. It keeps saying "forced". How could she force him to do that?

She said do it or else I'll cut your balls off while you sleep...