I can't wait for cyborg implants to go mainstream

[yllus]

I'm going for 10x optical zoom. No digital zoom, that would be useless. :|

 

[Crusty]

Don't forget x-ray :evil:

 

Telescoping penis for me.

 

[Howard]

Johnny Mnemonic

 

[GasX]

right about now I'd be going for the morning flexibility upgrade and reinforced endoskeleton...

(I have a wicked back ache from laying floor tile until 4:30 am...)

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Trust me, wait for at least RC2. This beta testing is hell.

- M4H

 

[ISAslot]

Originally posted by: SampSon
Telescoping penis for me.

I like the remote control stealth version myself

 

[AFB]

I just hope they aren't made by MS.

 

[Shockwave]

I'll take the skeletal reinforcement please. And a 5x optical zoom as well.

 

[EngenZerO]

dude...go out find a chick and get layed...please.

 

[SackOfAllTrades]

Some of us just wish more resturaunts would put more pico de gallo on their nachoes...

 

[PowerMacG5]

Originally posted by: amdfanboy
I just hope they aren't made by MS.

They're not bugs, they're features .

 

[GnomeCop]

nacho machine in your bedroom isn't enough?

 

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

Originally posted by: SackOfAllTrades
Some of us just wish more resturaunts would put more pico de gallo on their nachoes...

Here, Here! :beer:

 

[SSP]

Originally posted by: amdfanboy
I just hope they aren't made by MS.

A fatal exception has occurred in Penis XP. Your Penis will be terminated.

* Press any key to terminate your Penis.
* Press ctrl+alt+del again to restart your penis. You will lose any unsaved sperm.

 

[Xionide]

My upgrade would be to turn into a robocop style robot and kill the riaa mpaa dmca. MUHUWAHAHAHAHA!

 

[brxndxn]

Originally posted by: Xionide
My upgrade would be to turn into a robocop style robot and kill the riaa mpaa dmca. MUHUWAHAHAHAHA!

/me pictures Xionide stabbing a group of corporations in the face, kicking them in the nuts, and torturing a piece of legislation until it cries for mercy.



BTW, my cyborg implant would be for a true photographic memory. I'm fvcking sick of studying. Also, 5x optical zoom would be nice.. and since we're going nuts, I want a built-in geiger counter, infrared reader, hell.. a tricorder - but built in.

 

[IcePhoenix]

Originally posted by: SSP

Originally posted by: amdfanboy
I just hope they aren't made by MS.

A fatal exception has occurred in Penis XP. Your Penis will be terminated.

* Press any key to terminate your Penis.
* Press ctrl+alt+del again to restart your penis. You will lose any unsaved sperm.

Would you like to send an error report to Microsoft about your Penis? Please send an error report so Microsoft can better help Penis XP serve you!

 

[yllus]

Originally posted by: brxndxn
and since we're going nuts, I want a built-in geiger counter, infrared reader, hell.. a tricorder - but built in.

That could be useful. Imagine going to a bar and doing a visual scan for women exhibiting an elevated heartbeat rate, flushing of the skin, unnatural warmth in certain areas of the body... :Q

 

[SackOfAllTrades]

Originally posted by: yllus

Originally posted by: brxndxn
and since we're going nuts, I want a built-in geiger counter, infrared reader, hell.. a tricorder - but built in.

That could be useful. Imagine going to a bar and doing a visual scan for women exhibiting an elevated heartbeat rate, flushing of the skin, unnatural warmth in certain areas of the body... :Q

and not knowing what the fsck to do next

 

Originally posted by: yllus

Originally posted by: brxndxn
and since we're going nuts, I want a built-in geiger counter, infrared reader, hell.. a tricorder - but built in.

That could be useful. Imagine going to a bar and doing a visual scan for women exhibiting an elevated heartbeat rate, flushing of the skin, unnatural warmth in certain areas of the body... :Q

My standard eyes can do that already.

 

[yllus]

Originally posted by: SackOfAllTrades

Originally posted by: yllus

Originally posted by: brxndxn
and since we're going nuts, I want a built-in geiger counter, infrared reader, hell.. a tricorder - but built in.

That could be useful. Imagine going to a bar and doing a visual scan for women exhibiting an elevated heartbeat rate, flushing of the skin, unnatural warmth in certain areas of the body... :Q

and not knowing what the fsck to do next

hahah :beer:

 

[Xionide]

dp

 

[OrganizedChaos]

cyborg implants are bad. i don't wanna live in "ghost in the shell" world

 

[dighn]

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