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I can't fall asleep.

MournSanity

Diamond Member
Every time I close my eyes, I imagine this fowl thing, silently watching, waiting for me to close my eyes until it makes it's attempt to gobble me up. I am totally freaked out for some reason. I don't know why I suddenly remembered it, but now I can't get it out of my head. It is lying in wait, lurking around my room in the dark, ready to kill me. Mommy.
 
That is pretty disturbing. Especially since he is not very subservient at all.

I tell him to steal the TV and he just stands there like a McNugget.

Edit: He has the clapper!
 
Originally posted by: hypersonic5
Every time I close my eyes, I imagine this fowl thing, silently watching, waiting for me to close my eyes until it makes it's attempt to gobble me up. I am totally freaked out for some reason. I don't know why I suddenly remembered it, but now I can't get it out of my head. It is lying in wait, lurking around my room in the dark, ready to kill me. Mommy.

Tell me if this makes it better or worse.
 
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