I can't fall asleep because of my stuffed bunny :(

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Jeff7

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:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

Oh god...I need to stop reading. My head is starting to tingle, as are my arms; I'd best not pass out now.
Seriously.


I'm afraid FBB might mistake me for a fuzzy bunny as I'm unconscious, and I might wake up with my underwear missing, and find myself as a "stuffed" bunny.

 

TehMac

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Hrmm, my balls need some relieving, hope you don't mind the squeezing.
 

Lurknomore

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Rabbits are practically chicken.
Next time you go to sleep, might wanna cuddle a bucket of KFC and cole slaw.
 

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dighn

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Kadarin

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OP needs to just start taking female hormones and apply for sex reassignment surgery, stat.
 

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Special K

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Originally posted by: fuzzybabybunny
i've got a stuffed bunny and her name is bunny and she's just a baby and she's really soft and adorable and i snuggle with her every night but it's so hard to fall asleep because i go "night night bun bun" and then i try to sleep but she's sooooooo snuggly and i'm like omg *snuggle snuggle* and then i try to get to sleep but then i'm like omg cuteness overload again and i *snorgle snorgle* and i try to get to sleep *again* but in a minute i'm like omg >< likkel tummy and cheeks *squeal* and i wake myself up again and i can't get to sleep wahhhhhhh but if i don't have bunny i can't fall asleep because i feel lonely and sad :( :( :( :(

http://papergraffiti.com/wordp...tent/uploads/bunny.jpg

lol wut
 

dbk

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Any bets on "update: I had sex with the bunny"? Seriously, OT's been kinda boring of late...

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I don't think he's trolling, he's just weird. Dating site profile.

It starts off pretty normal, and then...
I SPEND A LOT OF TIME THINKING ABOUT
...I also think a lot about adorable things, like bunnies. Sometimes I wonder what it would be like if I were a squirrel. I'd be SOOOOO cute! I guess I tend to daydream and fantasize a lot.

THE MOST PRIVATE THING I'M WILLING TO ADMIT HERE
I absolutely adore bunnies. If you ever mention bunnies to me or if I see a bunny somewhere my brain will literally grind to a halt for a second or two or longer while it tries to get past the cuteness overload...... OMG >< *squeal*

YOU SHOULD MESSAGE ME IF
Message me if you find me interesting, and don't let distance deter you! :)

We can have some really awkward times together :p

I might reply with a *lick* or a *snorgle* or some other kind of bunnilicious act of cuteness.

:confused:
 

Jeff7

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That same pic just appeared on /b/ with the caption "You make bunny cry."


 

Ruptga

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holy... and just a little while ago I was trying to sleep, laying in bed thinking about what a failure I am with women, then I came in here and suddenly I realize that things really could be much worse for me.

ah crap, now I'm going to be up the rest of the night wondering what it would be like to actually be completely mentally defective and know it, but not be able to do anything about it. Curse you ATOT!
 
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