I can't crack woman jokes anymore

[AgaBoogaBoo]

I made this thread: link

Today, my family came back from a walk and was really tired, dad made me get some frozen parathas (indian food) and make them on the stove.

I think my woman joke telling days are over 🙁

:Q


Q: Why does the bride wear white?
A: So she can match the other appliances

😛

 

[falias]

you = teh bitch

 

[RossMAN]

Q. Why don't women need a driver's license?

A. There's no road between the bed and the kitchen

LOL :thumbsup:

 

[neonerd]

:laugh:

 

[EyeMWing]

BAN! Turn in your man-card.

 

[RossMAN]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
BAN! Turn in your man-card.

You're assuming he had one to begin with 😉

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
BAN! Turn in your man-card.

🙁

Let me kiss this thing goodbye 🙁

 

[nakedfrog]

Hey, I made an awesome batch of cookies last night, and I'm still a man.

 

[JustAnAverageGuy]

The only thing I cook are tacos and microwavable items. 🙂

 

[UglyCasanova]

Over Thanksgiving break i got into sort of a chocolate cake kick. Made 3 of them over the 2 week break. 😀

 

[RossMAN]

Originally posted by: UglyCasanova
Over Thanksgiving break i got into sort of a chocolate cake kick. Made 3 of them over the 2 week break. 😀

Was that before, during or after this incident? :laugh:

 

[UglyCasanova]

Originally posted by: RossMAN

Originally posted by: UglyCasanova
Over Thanksgiving break i got into sort of a chocolate cake kick. Made 3 of them over the 2 week break. 😀

Was that before, during or after this incident? :laugh:

😱

Seriously though, I didn't know wet dreams consisted of a full blown orgasm, and apparently the other 3 guys at the table listening didn't either. Yeah I've woken up and had to change my boxers plenty of times, but I've never woken up going OOOHHH GGOooooOODD FVCCCCKKK YYEESSsssssssss aaahhhhhhh though. Anywho......


😛

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Hey, I made an awesome batch of cookies last night, and I'm still a man.

Check your pants, you'll find that you are terribly incorrect.

 

[FreshFish]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Hey, I made an awesome batch of cookies last night, and I'm still a man.

NO

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Hey, I made an awesome batch of cookies last night, and I'm still a man.

Check your pants, you'll find that you are terribly incorrect.

I had sex with a real, live woman this morning, so 😛

 

[RossMAN]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Hey, I made an awesome batch of cookies last night, and I'm still a man.

Check your pants, you'll find that you are terribly incorrect.

I had sex with a real, live woman this morning, so 😛

Before or after the Tupperware party?

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: RossMAN

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Hey, I made an awesome batch of cookies last night, and I'm still a man.

Check your pants, you'll find that you are terribly incorrect.

I had sex with a real, live woman this morning, so 😛

Before or after the Tupperware party?

Well, c'mon, I couldn't pass up a free cake saver! That's a hot deal 😀

 

[RossMAN]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: RossMAN

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Hey, I made an awesome batch of cookies last night, and I'm still a man.

Check your pants, you'll find that you are terribly incorrect.

I had sex with a real, live woman this morning, so 😛

Before or after the Tupperware party?

Well, c'mon, I couldn't pass up a free cake saver! That's a hot deal 😀

The truth reveals itself.

Turn in your man card pronto but first take off that apron.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: RossMAN

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: RossMAN

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Hey, I made an awesome batch of cookies last night, and I'm still a man.

Check your pants, you'll find that you are terribly incorrect.

I had sex with a real, live woman this morning, so 😛

Before or after the Tupperware party?

Well, c'mon, I couldn't pass up a free cake saver! That's a hot deal 😀

The truth reveals itself.

Turn in your man card pronto but first take off that apron.

Apron? Naked is the only way to bake. Now if I'm grilling steak or burgers, well, the neighbors frown upon nudity in the yard...