I can't believe Wal-Mart has this

[michaels]

It is some sort of battery powered ring that you slide on you package during sex and the battery lasts 20 minutes according to the package. has anyone seen one of these or tried it?

 

[FoBoT]

ban

 

[waggy]

yeah sure it does.

 

[SilthDraeth]

Shens?

 

[wheresmybacon]

i wear it to work. it lasts longer than 20 minutes.

 

[michaels]

I swear to God, I work in a Wal-Mart Distribution Center and I saw the package.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,207146,00.html

Trojan and other condom manufacturers ? including LifeStyles, which has come out with "4Play" items for women, including one product with a vibrating ring and another with edible body paint ? cannot advertise on network television, though they are able to run suggestive cable TV spots and print spreads.

 

[imported_vr6]

hes not joking trojan

 

[waggy]

wow ok i was wrong.

thats nuts!

 

[nakedfrog]

Hm... I might have to stop at Wal-mart on the way home.

 

[KillyKillall]

Originally posted by: waggy
thats nuts!

nope, it goes on your unit...

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: KillyKillall

Originally posted by: waggy
thats nuts!

nope, it goes on your unit...

Booo! booo!

 

[Kadarin]

From TFA:

The vibrating ring, for instance, is prohibited from being sold in Texas, Alabama, Colorado, Georgia, Kansas, Louisiana, Mississippi and Virginia, all of which have laws that limit or forbid the sale of products designed to stimulate genitalia.

That ranks up there with the most goddamned stupidest things I've ever heard of. Oh no! Someone might stimulate their genitalia! Won't someone PLEASE think of the CHILDREN?!

 

[Xyo II]

Every ring is quality inspected to ensure reliability

Who's the lucky quality inspector?

 

[Feldenak]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33
From TFA:

The vibrating ring, for instance, is prohibited from being sold in Texas, Alabama, Colorado, Georgia, Kansas, Louisiana, Mississippi and Virginia, all of which have laws that limit or forbid the sale of products designed to stimulate genitalia.

That ranks up there with the most goddamned stupidest things I've ever heard of. Oh no! Someone might stimulate their genitalia! Won't someone PLEASE think of the CHILDREN?!

Yep, definately idiotic laws.

 

[montypythizzle]

every time you masturbate you kill a kitten please think of the kittens

 

[pontifex]

Every ring is quality inspected to ensure reliability

John: "and so thats basically what i do. So what do you do Bob?"
Bob: " I inspect the...err...the vibrating...err...ring."
Kelly: "is that like something on a car or airplane?"
Bob: "um...not exactly. Its this...thing...that a guy puts on his...uhh...package..."
John: "oh, you work for UPS?"
Bob: "no, actually, i work for Trojan, you know, the...err...condom makers."
John & Kelly: "oh....OH!"

Kelly: "so how exactly do you inspect it?"
Bob: "err......"

 

[lokiju]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Hm... I might have to stop at Wal-mart on the way home.

I'll see you at home!

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: pontifex
Every ring is quality inspected to ensure reliability

John: "and so thats basically what i do. So what do you do Bob?"
Bob: " I inspect the...err...the vibrating...err...ring."
Kelly: "is that like something on a car or airplane?"
Bob: "um...not exactly. Its this...thing...that a guy puts on his...uhh...package..."
John: "oh, you work for UPS?"
Bob: "no, actually, i work for Trojan, you know, the...err...condom makers."
John & Kelly: "oh..what@?
Bog: i'm a crack dealer ok?"

fixed

 

[randay]

so?

 

[Aharami]

hmm i gotta try this out on. :thumbsup:

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: Aharami
hmm i gotta try this out on. :thumbsup:

on your thumb? a hitchhiker?

 

[mcvickj]

I think someone owes vr6 a thank you. This thread was sailing down a very steep hill in a Radio Flyer wagon and he saved it. Was it worth saving? We shall see.

 

[jtvang125]

You mean it'll last 10x longer than you?

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: vr6
hes not joking trojan

hahahah

read the FAQ and How To LOL

 

[KillyKillall]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33
From TFA:

The vibrating ring, for instance, is prohibited from being sold in Texas, Alabama, Colorado, Georgia, Kansas, Louisiana, Mississippi and Virginia, all of which have laws that limit or forbid the sale of products designed to stimulate genitalia.

That ranks up there with the most goddamned stupidest things I've ever heard of. Oh no! Someone might stimulate their genitalia! Won't someone PLEASE think of the CHILDREN?!

Actually, it's pretty good reason. They have to do this in certain states to protect the livestock from..well....er....eh... you know... <points to that guy over there>