I cannot help but laugh

[MaxDepth]

Teach sex-ed to pandas.

And all I can think of is Super Troopers.


Snippet:
Chinese veterinarians have begun showing American-born panda Hua Mei sex-education videos featuring pandas mating to prepare her for "blind dates" with Chinese suitors, the official Xinhua News Agency reported Tuesday.

 

[anxi80]

officer smy: "bear... bearfu**er, do you need assistance?"

 

[amoeba]

reminds me of the Simpson's episode in which Homer is covered in Panda love

 

[Brutuskend]

She's an American born Panda.
She's just holding out for the the larger Panda Penis!