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CPA

CPA

Elite Member
Nov 19, 2001
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LOL, it's been a while since I received one of these. Idiots call it a prestigious Microsoft and Aol award, then forget to include Aol at the bottom in the sponsorship list. But hey, they included Mckintosh! lmao.....

Date: Thu 1 Nov 13:02:42 CDT 2007
From: "MRS. Jerri Rhodes" <awardpromooffice8@earthlink.net> Add To Address Book
Subject: AWARD NOTIFICATION


Microsoft Award Promo
20 Craven Park, Harlesden
London NW10
United Kingdom
Ref: BTD/968/07
Batch: 404378G
Dear Sir/Madam,

AWARD NOTIFICATION

The prestigious Microsoft and Aol has set out and successfully Selected
one hundred winners for the end of year Anniversary Draws.
Participants for this draws were randomly selected and drawn from a wide
range of web hosts which we enjoy their patronage.

The selection was made through a computer draw system attaching
personalized email addresses to ticket numbers, if you ignore this, you
will regret it later. Microsoft and AOL are now the largest Internet
companies and in an effort to make sure that Internet Explorer remains the
most widely used program, Microsoft and AOL are running an e-mail
data test.

Your email address as indicated was drawn and attached to ticket number
00879B67 with serial numbers BTD/90806J8/07 and you won$1,100,000.00
(One Million One Hundred Thousand Dollars), a check of $1,100,000.00
(One Million One Hundred Thousand Dollars) has already issued to 10
jackpot winners in this draw. You have therefore won the entire winning sum
of $1,100,000.00 (One Million One Hundred Thousand Dollars). The draws
registered as Draw number one was conducted in Brockley, London United
Kingdom .

These Draws are commemorative and as such special. Please note that
your lucky winning number falls within our UNITED KINGDOM as indicated
in your play coupon, In view of this, your $1,100,000.00 (One Million
One Hundred Thousand Dollars) check would be released to you by our
Fiduciary Agent in UK,Our Fiduciary agent will immediately commence the
process to facilitate the release of your check as soon as you contact
him.

Make contact with your designated agent who shall by duty guide you
through the process to facilitate the release of your winning check.
To file for your claim, Please Contact your fiduciary agent with the
details below:

NAME:MR Marcos Williams
Email: info_microsoftfiduciaryagent007@yahoo.co.uk

You are advised to contact your Fiduciary Agent with the following
details to avoid unnecessary delays and complications with your

Name (in Full================
Country=========================
Contact Address=====================
Direct Telephone No===================
Age==================================
Sex==================================
Occupation/position=================
Method Of Payment===Options===Bank Transfer/Check

Thank you for being part of this promotional award program.
Our special thanks to microsoft. We wish you the best of luck as you
spend your good fortune. Thank you for being part of our
commemorative
Microsoft Award Team
Anniversary Draws.
Happy celebration.
Sincerely,
MRS. Jerri Rhodes
Microsoft Promotion Team
===================================================
====================
=====================
The lottery promo Awards is proudly sponsored by the Microsoft
Corporation, the Intel Group,Toshiba,Dell Computers, Mckintosh and a
conglomeration of other international IT companies. The Free lottery
internet draw is held quarterly every year and is so organized to
encourage the use of the internet and computers worldwide.We are proud
to say that over 200 Million Euros are won annually in more than 150
countries
worldwide.
===================================================
====================
=======================

THANK
YOU FOR YOUR ANTICIPATED CO-OPERATION.
PLEASE NOTE! Any claim not made before (14) working days from date of
notification will indicate that the winner has voluntarily forfeited
his/her winnings.
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CPA

CPA

Elite Member
Nov 19, 2001
30,322
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Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Why I've NEVER seen one of these. Thanks for posting. Will read again!
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dude, I know everyone has seen one of these, I'm not a noob, naive interweb idiot. But it's been a while since I've received one and I thought this one was particularly funny.
 
CPA

CPA

Elite Member
Nov 19, 2001
30,322
4
0
Originally posted by: pyonir
Before or after taxes?
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Doesn't matter, I expect microsoft, Dell computers, McKintosh and the conglomeration of International IT companies to pick up the tax tab.
 
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AmpedSilence

Platinum Member
Oct 7, 2005
2,749
1
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Thats fantastic! How are you going to spend it all?

Funny thing, my parents get these ALL THE TIME, but i have never gotten one. They have a yahoo account, don't know if that has anything to do with it or not. I think it's called the "UK Lottery Scheme" or something like that.
 
pyonir

pyonir

Lifer
Dec 18, 2001
40,856
321
126
Originally posted by: CPA
Originally posted by: pyonir
Before or after taxes?
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Doesn't matter, I expect microsoft, Dell computers, McKintosh and the conglomeration of International IT companies to pick up the tax tab.
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:thumbsup: Since McKintosh has that new Ifone thing...they can afford it.
 
CPA

CPA

Elite Member
Nov 19, 2001
30,322
4
0
Originally posted by: AmpedSilence
Thats fantastic! How are you going to spend it all?

Funny thing, my parents get these ALL THE TIME, but i have never gotten one. They have a yahoo account, don't know if that has anything to do with it or not. I think it's called the "UK Lottery Scheme" or something like that.
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I got it in my normal ISP email account. I generally only get one or two pieces of spam a week in that account. It's pretty clean.
 
R

Reel

Diamond Member
Jul 14, 2001
4,484
0
76
Originally posted by: CPA
LOL, it's been a while since I received one of these. Idiots call it a prestigious Microsoft and Aol award, then forget to include Aol at the bottom in the sponsorship list. But hey, they included Mckintosh! lmao.....

Date: Thu 1 Nov 13:02:42 CDT 2007
From: "MRS. Jerri Rhodes" <awardpromooffice8@earthlink.net> Add To Address Book
Subject: AWARD NOTIFICATION


Microsoft Award Promo
20 Craven Park, Harlesden
London NW10
United Kingdom
Ref: BTD/968/07
Batch: 404378G
Dear Sir/Madam,

AWARD NOTIFICATION

The prestigious Microsoft and Aol has set out and successfully Selected
one hundred winners for the end of year Anniversary Draws.
Participants for this draws were randomly selected and drawn from a wide
range of web hosts which we enjoy their patronage.

The selection was made through a computer draw system attaching
personalized email addresses to ticket numbers, if you ignore this, you
will regret it later. Microsoft and AOL are now the largest Internet
companies and in an effort to make sure that Internet Explorer remains the
most widely used program, Microsoft and AOL are running an e-mail
data test.

Your email address as indicated was drawn and attached to ticket number
00879B67 with serial numbers BTD/90806J8/07 and you won$1,100,000.00
(One Million One Hundred Thousand Dollars), a check of $1,100,000.00
(One Million One Hundred Thousand Dollars) has already issued to 10
jackpot winners in this draw. You have therefore won the entire winning sum
of $1,100,000.00 (One Million One Hundred Thousand Dollars). The draws
registered as Draw number one was conducted in Brockley, London United
Kingdom .

These Draws are commemorative and as such special. Please note that
your lucky winning number falls within our UNITED KINGDOM as indicated
in your play coupon, In view of this, your $1,100,000.00 (One Million
One Hundred Thousand Dollars) check would be released to you by our
Fiduciary Agent in UK,Our Fiduciary agent will immediately commence the
process to facilitate the release of your check as soon as you contact
him.

Make contact with your designated agent who shall by duty guide you
through the process to facilitate the release of your winning check.
To file for your claim, Please Contact your fiduciary agent with the
details below:

NAME:MR Marcos Williams
Email: info_microsoftfiduciaryagent007@yahoo.co.uk

You are advised to contact your Fiduciary Agent with the following
details to avoid unnecessary delays and complications with your

Name (in Full================
Country=========================
Contact Address=====================
Direct Telephone No===================
Age==================================
Sex==================================
Occupation/position=================
Method Of Payment===Options===Bank Transfer/Check

Thank you for being part of this promotional award program.
Our special thanks to microsoft. We wish you the best of luck as you
spend your good fortune. Thank you for being part of our
commemorative
Microsoft Award Team
Anniversary Draws.
Happy celebration.
Sincerely,
MRS. Jerri Rhodes
Microsoft Promotion Team
===================================================
====================
=====================
The lottery promo Awards is proudly sponsored by the Microsoft
Corporation, the Intel Group,Toshiba,Dell Computers, Mckintosh and a
conglomeration of other international IT companies. The Free lottery
internet draw is held quarterly every year and is so organized to
encourage the use of the internet and computers worldwide.We are proud
to say that over 200 Million Euros are won annually in more than 150
countries
worldwide.
===================================================
====================
=======================

THANK
YOU FOR YOUR ANTICIPATED CO-OPERATION.
PLEASE NOTE! Any claim not made before (14) working days from date of
notification will indicate that the winner has voluntarily forfeited
his/her winnings.
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You might want to edit out the ticket number so someone doesn't take your winnings...
 
N

newb111

Diamond Member
Oct 8, 2003
6,991
1
81
Originally posted by: Reel
You might want to edit out the ticket number so someone doesn't take your winnings...
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Too late, I already sent in the $10,000 processing fee. The prize is mine!

 
Spineshank

Spineshank

Diamond Member
Jun 8, 2001
7,728
1
71
I got a scam email the other day and told ill sell him Anus laptops. He hasnt returned my email :(
 
M

MisterJackson

Lifer
Jun 19, 2004
10,860
1
81
Originally posted by: CPA
Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Why I've NEVER seen one of these. Thanks for posting. Will read again!
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dude, I know everyone has seen one of these, I'm not a noob, naive interweb idiot. But it's been a while since I've received one and I thought this one was particularly funny.
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I know. I'm just being a smart ass today. No worries.
 
W

WildHorse

Diamond Member
Jun 29, 2003
5,006
0
0
Dear Friend,

I am Richard Howard an Attoney at Law in United Kingdom, a senior
Advocate of Law and a personal solicitor to Mr. Boris Mikhail
Khodorkovsky,The arrested Chairman/ CEO of Yukos Oil and Bank Menatep
SPB in Russia who is presently in jail.I have the documents of a large
amount of funds which he handed over to me before he was detained and
tried in Russia for financing political parties (the Union of Right
Forces, led by Boris Nemtsov and Yabloko, a Liberal/ Social Democratic
Party led by Gregory Yavlinsky) opposed to the Government of Mr.Vladmir
Putin, the current President of Russia, thereby leading to the freezing
of his finances and assets.You can read more about his ordeal from the
following sites:Http://www.supportmbk.com
Http://newsfromrussia.com/main/2005/03/29/58914.html
Http://news.ft.com/cms/4bb9612a-d254-11d8-b661-00000e2511c8.html
I contacted you to assist me Re-profile the funds and equally invest
same on his behalf. The amount of funds to be re-profiled is (USD$46,
million USD) you will receive 20% for your Management Fees. If you are
interested, Write me back through this personal email
address:barr_richardhoward@yahoo.com.hk so that I can provide you more
details I look forward to it.

Barrister Richard Howard
RICHARD HOWARD & CO.
T: 44.705.380.1106
 
I

invidia

Platinum Member
Oct 8, 2006
2,151
1
0
Dear Whom it May Concern,

Your great-uncle's second cousin's nephew has passed away and has left a huge fortune for you and your family. To confirm your identity, please fill in the following information:

Name:
Date of Birth:
Address:
Home Phone #:
Bank Account Number:
Checking Number:
Social Security Number:
World of Warcraft Account Name/Password/Secret Answer to question
Credit Card Number:
Credit Card Expiration Date:

Photocopy of you Driver's License
Schools Attended with Copies of Transcripts

Thank you for your time and congratulations on your huge incoming fortune!

Sincerely,
Some Lawyer in Nigeria
 
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The_Dude8

Diamond Member
Jan 8, 2000
5,167
1
71
i got this email:

Your email address has won you $4.6M from the UK Lottery online draws
held in Bangkok on 24th of September 2007.Lucky Number:
7mxRW3409.Contact Mr John Alex with your official names,country,
address,tel/mobile#,date of draw on http://360clip.net
<a target="_blank" href="http://360clip.net"><img
src="http://nhac.top1.vn/55_raovatqc.gif" border=0 width="130" height="111">
for delivery of your winning cheque

- UK LOTTERY ORGANIZATION
 
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