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I can haz job?

MoPHo

Platinum Member
Dear ATOT,

I got a real job today. The bad news is, it's entry level so the pay isn't great by ATOT's standards (only a couple million a year :\). The good news is, there's not a lot of work associated with it so I can now join the rest of you that slack off and frequent the forums in the 9a-5p time.

Benefits and pension plan are good, too. Haven't had health insurance in a year and half and I don't have time to wait for Obama to pay for all my mammograms.

Anyways, bathe me in your praise and genuine ATOT generosity.

Love,
MoPHo
 
Congrats! Just be careful with the not a lot of work thing. I had a job like that for a while (only had about 2 hours of work a day on average). It got painfully boring real quick
 
Congrats!

I'm starting at Purdue hopefully next month to start working towards becoming an Air Traffic Controller. Very psyched 🙂
 
congrats! how fast is the interwebs there?


Congrats!

I'm starting at Purdue hopefully next month to start working towards becoming an Air Traffic Controller. Very psyched 🙂

did the 787 atc chatter turn you on?
 
Do they allow you to fap at work?

Do the stalls have locks?
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congrats! how fast is the interwebs there?




did the 787 atc chatter turn you on?

lol naah...I've been around aviation my whole life, and piloting since 13. Physical limitations from an injury prevent me from flying as a career, so this is next in line. 😀
 
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