I can disprove God's existence in a single word

[ohtwell]

Originally posted by: Millennium

Originally posted by: ThisIsMatt

Originally posted by: Millennium

Originally posted by: ThisIsMatt
What's with all the recent posts about members being total pussies when it comes to spiders?

Have you ever been tortured in a dream by a spider with a soldering iron? That fvcker was mean! :|

Nope, can't say that I have, I usually don't sleep heavy enough to dream... There was a spider crawling up my wall a couple hours ago...my cat came over and ate it...seriously

See that is why I miss my five cats. They took care of all bug related problems for me. Now I have two doltish Weims that spend more time attacking each other, than attack the real enemy... which is SPIDERS!

I like your doggies but you really need a cat.


: ) Amanda

 

[ThisIsMatt]

Originally posted by: Millennium

Originally posted by: ThisIsMatt

Originally posted by: Millennium

Originally posted by: ThisIsMatt
What's with all the recent posts about members being total pussies when it comes to spiders?

Have you ever been tortured in a dream by a spider with a soldering iron? That fvcker was mean! :|

Nope, can't say that I have, I usually don't sleep heavy enough to dream... There was a spider crawling up my wall a couple hours ago...my cat came over and ate it...seriously

See that is why I miss my five cats. They took care of all bug related problems for me. Now I have two doltish Weims that spend more time attacking each other, than attack the real enemy... which is SPIDERS!

Well, you gotta find the "special" (and by special I mean retarded) ones like this one...it likes speghetti sauce and also likes to lick Resolve carpet cleaner off the carpet. It also likes to drool on you while purring and kneeding with it's paws...

meow

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: ohtwell

Originally posted by: Millennium

Originally posted by: ThisIsMatt

Originally posted by: Millennium

Originally posted by: ThisIsMatt
What's with all the recent posts about members being total pussies when it comes to spiders?

Have you ever been tortured in a dream by a spider with a soldering iron? That fvcker was mean! :|

Nope, can't say that I have, I usually don't sleep heavy enough to dream... There was a spider crawling up my wall a couple hours ago...my cat came over and ate it...seriously

See that is why I miss my five cats. They took care of all bug related problems for me. Now I have two doltish Weims that spend more time attacking each other, than attack the real enemy... which is SPIDERS!

I like your doggies but you really need a cat.


: ) Amanda

Well, if I my plans go as I want them to, I should have one by the end of August. I am thinking another Maine my excellent compatriot. I love those cats.

I will settle for the Orkin man though. As long as he kills spiders.

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: ThisIsMatt

Originally posted by: Millennium

Originally posted by: ThisIsMatt

Originally posted by: Millennium

Originally posted by: ThisIsMatt
What's with all the recent posts about members being total pussies when it comes to spiders?

Have you ever been tortured in a dream by a spider with a soldering iron? That fvcker was mean! :|

Nope, can't say that I have, I usually don't sleep heavy enough to dream... There was a spider crawling up my wall a couple hours ago...my cat came over and ate it...seriously

See that is why I miss my five cats. They took care of all bug related problems for me. Now I have two doltish Weims that spend more time attacking each other, than attack the real enemy... which is SPIDERS!

Well, you gotta find the "special" (and by special I mean retarded) ones like this one...it likes speghetti sauce and also likes to lick Resolve carpet cleaner off the carpet. It also likes to drool on you while purring and kneeding with it's paws...


meow

I hate the freaking kneading stuff. My cat Max does that stuff, especially when he is on the bed with you. His claws will go right through the comforter and into your flesh.

 

[ohtwell]

Originally posted by: Millennium

Originally posted by: ohtwell

Originally posted by: Millennium

Originally posted by: ThisIsMatt

Originally posted by: Millennium

Originally posted by: ThisIsMatt
What's with all the recent posts about members being total pussies when it comes to spiders?

Have you ever been tortured in a dream by a spider with a soldering iron? That fvcker was mean! :|

Nope, can't say that I have, I usually don't sleep heavy enough to dream... There was a spider crawling up my wall a couple hours ago...my cat came over and ate it...seriously

See that is why I miss my five cats. They took care of all bug related problems for me. Now I have two doltish Weims that spend more time attacking each other, than attack the real enemy... which is SPIDERS!

I like your doggies but you really need a cat.


: ) Amanda

Well, if I my plans go as I want them to, I should have one by the end of August. I am thinking another Maine my excellent compatriot. I love those cats.

I will settle for the Orkin man though. As long as he kills spiders.

I don't think the Orkin Man can kill that spider from your dream!


: ) Amanda

 

[ohtwell]

Originally posted by: ThisIsMatt

Well, you gotta find the "special" (and by special I mean retarded) ones like this one...it likes speghetti sauce and also likes to lick Resolve carpet cleaner off the carpet. It also likes to drool on you while purring and kneeding with it's paws...

I hate the freaking kneading stuff. My cat Max does that stuff, especially when he is on the bed with you. His claws will go right through the comforter and into your flesh.
meow

That is a cute kitty!


: ) Amanda

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: ohtwell

Originally posted by: Millennium

Originally posted by: ohtwell

Originally posted by: Millennium

Originally posted by: ThisIsMatt

Originally posted by: Millennium

Originally posted by: ThisIsMatt
What's with all the recent posts about members being total pussies when it comes to spiders?

Have you ever been tortured in a dream by a spider with a soldering iron? That fvcker was mean! :|

Nope, can't say that I have, I usually don't sleep heavy enough to dream... There was a spider crawling up my wall a couple hours ago...my cat came over and ate it...seriously

See that is why I miss my five cats. They took care of all bug related problems for me. Now I have two doltish Weims that spend more time attacking each other, than attack the real enemy... which is SPIDERS!

I like your doggies but you really need a cat.


: ) Amanda

Well, if I my plans go as I want them to, I should have one by the end of August. I am thinking another Maine my excellent compatriot. I love those cats.

I will settle for the Orkin man though. As long as he kills spiders.

I don't think the Orkin Man can kill that spider from your dream!


: ) Amanda

Ok, I just ran out of meth, so I got to go sleepie. Got some Chloroform, so it should be quick.

 

[ohtwell]

Originally posted by: Millennium

Ok, I just ran out of meth, so I got to go sleepie. Got some Chloroform, so it should be quick.

Goodnight!


: ) Amanda

 

[BruinEd03]

Originally posted by: Millennium

Originally posted by: ohtwell

Originally posted by: Millennium

Originally posted by: ohtwell

Originally posted by: Millennium

Originally posted by: ThisIsMatt

Originally posted by: Millennium

Originally posted by: ThisIsMatt
What's with all the recent posts about members being total pussies when it comes to spiders?

Have you ever been tortured in a dream by a spider with a soldering iron? That fvcker was mean! :|

Nope, can't say that I have, I usually don't sleep heavy enough to dream... There was a spider crawling up my wall a couple hours ago...my cat came over and ate it...seriously

See that is why I miss my five cats. They took care of all bug related problems for me. Now I have two doltish Weims that spend more time attacking each other, than attack the real enemy... which is SPIDERS!

I like your doggies but you really need a cat.


: ) Amanda

Well, if I my plans go as I want them to, I should have one by the end of August. I am thinking another Maine my excellent compatriot. I love those cats.

I will settle for the Orkin man though. As long as he kills spiders.

I don't think the Orkin Man can kill that spider from your dream!


: ) Amanda

Ok, I just ran out of meth, so I got to go sleepie. Got some Chloroform, so it should be quick.

Watch...tonight you're gonna dream about spiders with solders teaming up with Orkin man to wreck havoc on ya.

-Ed

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: ohtwell

Originally posted by: Orsorum

Originally posted by: ohtwell
Yep! That disproves it!


: ) Amanda

It disproves NOTHING!!!!

It disproves EVERYTHING!!!!


: ) Amanda

LIAR!!!

 

[ohtwell]

Originally posted by: Orsorum

Originally posted by: ohtwell

Originally posted by: Orsorum

Originally posted by: ohtwell
Yep! That disproves it!


: ) Amanda

It disproves NOTHING!!!!

It disproves EVERYTHING!!!!


: ) Amanda

LIAR!!!

You are!!


: ) Amanda

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: ohtwell

Originally posted by: Orsorum

Originally posted by: ohtwell

Originally posted by: Orsorum

Originally posted by: ohtwell
Yep! That disproves it!


: ) Amanda

It disproves NOTHING!!!!

It disproves EVERYTHING!!!!


: ) Amanda

LIAR!!!

You are!!


: ) Amanda

I know you are but what am I?!?

 

[ohtwell]

Originally posted by: Orsorum

I know you are but what am I?!?

I'm rubber and your glue! Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you!


: ) Amanda

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: ohtwell
I'm rubber and your glue! Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you!


: ) Amanda

You are teh sexay!


HA!

 

[BruinEd03]

Originally posted by: ohtwell

Originally posted by: Orsorum

I know you are but what am I?!?

I'm rubber and your glue! Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you!


: ) Amanda

sooo if he says you're right...then he'd actually be right?

-Ed

 

[ohtwell]

Originally posted by: Orsorum

Originally posted by: ohtwell
I'm rubber and your glue! Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you!


: ) Amanda

You are teh sexay!


HA!

Hahahahaha!!


: ) Amanda

 

[ohtwell]

Originally posted by: BruinEd03

Originally posted by: ohtwell

Originally posted by: Orsorum

I know you are but what am I?!?

I'm rubber and your glue! Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you!


: ) Amanda

sooo if he says you're right...then he'd actually be right?

-Ed

I guess so!


: ) Amanda

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: ohtwell
Hahahahaha!!


: ) Amanda

You're quick!

 

[ohtwell]

Originally posted by: Orsorum

Originally posted by: ohtwell
Hahahahaha!!


: ) Amanda

You're quick!

Am I?


: ) Amanda

 

[BruinEd03]

Originally posted by: Orsorum

Originally posted by: ohtwell
Hahahahaha!!


: ) Amanda

You're quick!

Don't bother hittin' on her...she's a hunchback bot

-Ed

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: BruinEd03

Originally posted by: Orsorum

Originally posted by: ohtwell
Hahahahaha!!


: ) Amanda

You're quick!

Don't bother hittin' on her...she's a hunchback bot

-Ed

I thought she was an evil pleasure robot... :Q

 

[BruinEd03]

Originally posted by: Orsorum

Originally posted by: BruinEd03

Originally posted by: Orsorum

Originally posted by: ohtwell
Hahahahaha!!


: ) Amanda

You're quick!

Don't bother hittin' on her...she's a hunchback bot

-Ed

I thought she was an evil pleasure robot... :Q

DISpleasure yes...pleasure...no...

-Ed

 

[ohtwell]

Originally posted by: BruinEd03

DISpleasure yes...pleasure...no...

-Ed

I left the DIS part out when I put it in my sig!


: ) Amanda

 

[BruinEd03]

Originally posted by: ohtwell

Originally posted by: BruinEd03

DISpleasure yes...pleasure...no...

-Ed

I left the DIS part out when I put it in my sig!


: ) Amanda

I am not fooled by the hunchback bot

-Ed

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: ohtwell

Originally posted by: BruinEd03

DISpleasure yes...pleasure...no...

-Ed

I left the DIS part out when I put it in my sig!


: ) Amanda

All my dreams.... dashed!