I came up with a sex formula....

[crazygal]

please let me know if it works for you....

take the number of people you've have sex with, multiply it by 2 and either subtract 1, add 1 or just leave it and that's the number of people you have kissed!

It's worked for all my friends but it doesn't work if are a virgin. So please let me know if it works for you guys

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[Spooner]

the hell are you talking about?

 

[Deeko]

yea.....1 x 2 = 2 - 1 = 1. good work.

 

[BigJ]

interesting...

 

[Fausto]

I'll give this thread a heartfelt

 

[Electric Amish]

If you are talking about kissed passionately then it doesn't work for me.

amish

 

[Chaotic42]

0x2=0

0+1 = 1
0-1 = -1

Both of those are incorrect.

 

[Spac3d]

Originally posted by: Chaotic42
0x2=0

0+1 = 1
0-1 = -1

Both of those are incorrect.

LOL

Spac3d

 

[MaxDSP]

Does this formula also include people that have stuck their members in the disk drive? (a la Skoorbie)

 

[crazygal]

if you've had sex with 2 people then you've kissed 3, 4 or 5 people. It's pretty simple math

 

[Viper GTS]

Originally posted by: Deeko
yea.....1 x 2 = 2 - 1 = 1. good work.

You're a fvckin' genius.

Viper GTS

 

[crazygal]

like I said, if you've never slept with anyone then the formula doesn't work

 

[FoBoT]

:Q

 

[Deeko]

Originally posted by: Viper GTS

Originally posted by: Deeko
yea.....1 x 2 = 2 - 1 = 1. good work.

You're a fvckin' genius.

Viper GTS

what...i was showing the formula with my variables and saying that it worked. Have a problem with that?

 

[Chaotic42]

Originally posted by: crazygal
like I said, if you've never slept with anyone then the formula doesn't work

I know, I was just making sure that was correct.

 

[crazygal]

dang, I guess asking a bunch of geeks messes up the forumla

 

[SirChadwick]

Your formula is way off. I've had sex w/ 2 people, but kissed over 30.

 

[Electric Amish]

Originally posted by: crazygal
dang, I guess asking a bunch of geeks messes up the forumla

Either that or hanging around with a bunch of sluts....

amish

 

[crazygal]

Sluts? Basically these are the numbers I have from me and my friends:


1/3
2/4
4/7
and 3/6

So I don't really think that's "slutty". Sluts are the ones who have more sex to kiss ratios like 7/9 or something like that. It all depends on age.

 

[Deeko]

Oh? My ratio is 1:1, you callin me a male slut?

 

[Blindman]

Your formula is incorrect.

Your suggesting

Let x = Amount of people user had sex with.

(X *2) +/- (1) = total amount you kissed.
This is simply an unproven method . ..

It would be easier to say (x*2) +/- (X/2)

 

[Grasshopper27]

Hmm, no that doesn't work...

I've slept with 5 women in my life (hopefully Thumper is the last), but I've long ago lost track of the women I've kissed. Of course you might have to "define" kissing. Is this a quick good night kiss after a date, or long passionate kissing?

In either case, I wouldn't know the answer... Been on too many first dates in my day.

Grasshopper

 

[GoodRevrnd]

It's miatagrrl!

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: GoodRevrnd
It's miatagrrl!

Either that or Britney Spears' distant cousin "Tifny" has discovered the internet. This is like reading the Tiger Beat "True Confessions" page.

 

[RaySun2Be]

Do cheeky kisses from Aunts and Grandmothers count? :Q