I came up with a sex formula....

crazygal

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please let me know if it works for you....

take the number of people you've have sex with, multiply it by 2 and either subtract 1, add 1 or just leave it and that's the number of people you have kissed!

It's worked for all my friends but it doesn't work if are a virgin. So please let me know if it works for you guys

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Fausto

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I'll give this thread a heartfelt
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MaxDSP

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Does this formula also include people that have stuck their members in the disk drive? (a la Skoorbie)



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crazygal

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if you've had sex with 2 people then you've kissed 3, 4 or 5 people. It's pretty simple math
 

Deeko

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Originally posted by: Viper GTS
Originally posted by: Deeko
yea.....1 x 2 = 2 - 1 = 1. good work.

You're a fvckin' genius.

Viper GTS

what...i was showing the formula with my variables and saying that it worked. Have a problem with that?
 

Chaotic42

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Originally posted by: crazygal
like I said, if you've never slept with anyone then the formula doesn't work

I know, I was just making sure that was correct. ;)
 

crazygal

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Sluts? Basically these are the numbers I have from me and my friends:


1/3
2/4
4/7
and 3/6

So I don't really think that's "slutty". Sluts are the ones who have more sex to kiss ratios like 7/9 or something like that. It all depends on age.
 

Blindman

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Your formula is incorrect.

Your suggesting

Let x = Amount of people user had sex with.

(X *2) +/- (1) = total amount you kissed.
This is simply an unproven method . ..

It would be easier to say (x*2) +/- (X/2)
 

Grasshopper27

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Hmm, no that doesn't work...

I've slept with 5 women in my life (hopefully Thumper is the last), but I've long ago lost track of the women I've kissed. Of course you might have to "define" kissing. Is this a quick good night kiss after a date, or long passionate kissing?

In either case, I wouldn't know the answer... Been on too many first dates in my day. ;)

Grasshopper
 

Fausto

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Originally posted by: GoodRevrnd
It's miatagrrl!

Either that or Britney Spears' distant cousin "Tifny" has discovered the internet. This is like reading the Tiger Beat "True Confessions" page.
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