ViviTheMage
Lifer
I am in the market for a cheapo car for my GF , point a to point b. said listing
I email him asking a good 10-11 questions about the car and he only responds with 'its a good car, only needs a tie rod' . So I email back re-asking the questions, he responds with my name is mike...and a 4 digit phone number?
Then I email him back saying 'what color is the car?" (one of my specific questions) and he emails back saying 'my names mike, give me a call and 612-xxx-xxxx'.
I re-email him asking what color it is and he just says to call. I email back saying I cant (Im at work in a basement, no reception), and he emails back saying just to call.
So I just call him up, to not deal with emailing his fool-@ss anymore.
I say
'Hi my name is Anthony I am calling about that car you had for sale on craiglist'
he says
'oh, what, hi *COUGH COUGH*'
I ask
'What color is the car and does it have any bad rust at all?'
He says
'*cough cough*What?'
I say
'what color is the car?' (no tone what so ever, just asking)
he says
'It is red chamaaeifa' (fill in the blanks, cant understand him...I heard a lot of snorting though)
I say
'so its red?'
he says
'no its a champagne red*hackCOUGHhack+lungs falling out*'
(in comes the residential lawyer for where I work to ask a question)
I say
'can you hold on one second'
he says
'huh*cough*'
I said
'can you wait'
he says
'why'
I said
'give me a few seconds'
(long pause...and he starts coughing up his vagina...)
I just put the phone up to my ears and put the phone on mute so he cant hear me and the resident lawyer talking and all I hear is a lot of snorting and coughing and he hangs up withing 10 seconds of waiting.
cliffs :
im not calling him back--doesnt matter how good of a deal the car is!
I email him asking a good 10-11 questions about the car and he only responds with 'its a good car, only needs a tie rod' . So I email back re-asking the questions, he responds with my name is mike...and a 4 digit phone number?
Then I email him back saying 'what color is the car?" (one of my specific questions) and he emails back saying 'my names mike, give me a call and 612-xxx-xxxx'.
I re-email him asking what color it is and he just says to call. I email back saying I cant (Im at work in a basement, no reception), and he emails back saying just to call.
So I just call him up, to not deal with emailing his fool-@ss anymore.
I say
'Hi my name is Anthony I am calling about that car you had for sale on craiglist'
he says
'oh, what, hi *COUGH COUGH*'
I ask
'What color is the car and does it have any bad rust at all?'
He says
'*cough cough*What?'
I say
'what color is the car?' (no tone what so ever, just asking)
he says
'It is red chamaaeifa' (fill in the blanks, cant understand him...I heard a lot of snorting though)
I say
'so its red?'
he says
'no its a champagne red*hackCOUGHhack+lungs falling out*'
(in comes the residential lawyer for where I work to ask a question)
I say
'can you hold on one second'
he says
'huh*cough*'
I said
'can you wait'
he says
'why'
I said
'give me a few seconds'
(long pause...and he starts coughing up his vagina...)
I just put the phone up to my ears and put the phone on mute so he cant hear me and the resident lawyer talking and all I hear is a lot of snorting and coughing and he hangs up withing 10 seconds of waiting.
cliffs :
im not calling him back--doesnt matter how good of a deal the car is!
