I broke the computer at work today... with a loaf of bread

[Scouzer]

All I had left in the bag of bread was the two hooves. Nasty.

I decide to neatly close the bag back up nice and tight so the crumbs wouldn't leak... and I started smashing the bag against the computer. Why not?

Nay a moment passed I slip an "oh shit" out of my mouth when the computer starts howling a death scream. My heavens, what have I done? A murderer I have become?

In panic I did the only fair solution that came to mind: I proceeded to beat it further with the loaf of bread. This bitch doesn't know a good beating when it had it coming. As a mere Pentium II 266, it was unable to process defensive protocals fast enough to defend itself.

Then I was blessed: It stopped howling.

Does that mean it's dead? I'm just a CEMT (Computer Emergency Medical Technician), not a CPhD, so we shall never know.

In the mean time, I didn't tell anyone and gave it to a coworker.

 

[Kirby64]

 

[Capt Caveman]

Bad drugs?

 

[HamburgerBoy]

You had hooves in your bread? Nasty indeed.

 

[iamwiz82]

...

Aren't you a Air Traffic Controller?

Just to add some fear to anyone flying tomorrow...

 

[nageov3t]

I started smashing the bag against the computer. Why not?

what?

 

[pyonir]

Was this post converted to English from another language and then posted here?

 

[chusteczka]

Originally posted by: Scouzer
... This bitch doesn't know a good beating when it had it coming. ...

This part was unnecessary. The rest was entertaining.

 

[Scouzer]

Originally posted by: iamwiz82
...

Aren't you a Air Traffic Controller?

Just to add some fear to anyone flying tomorrow...

I was bored. Saturday is the slowest day of the week. What can I say?

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Originally posted by: Kirby64

QF

 

[bobsmith1492]

I beat my computer with a wet noodle every third full moon.

 

[Bill Brasky]

Originally posted by: bobsmith1492
I beat my computer with a wet noodle every third full moon.

That helps with werewolves I hear.

 

[biggestmuff]

First night working mid shift?

 

[potato28]

I think he killed a beaver.

 

[Eli]

I want some of whatever it is he took.

 

[I Saw OJ]

Originally posted by: bobsmith1492
I beat my computer with a wet noodle every third full moon.

You mean your arm?

 

[Finalnight]

sat night acid trip ftw!

 

[DainBramaged]

Scouzer, how's your Toshiba 2860 doing?

 

[George P Burdell]

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

 

[mattocs]

Originally posted by: George P Burdell
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

Haha. FTW.

 

[theprodigalrebel]

 

[shortylickens]

Ahh yes, the shrooms are in season I see.
Very good. We shall feast and then the night of a thousand dreams begins.
:moon:

 

[ObiDon]

Originally posted by: Scouzer
In the mean time, I didn't tell anyone and gave it to a coworker.

the bread or the broken computer?

 

[alkemyst]

wow

just

wow

 

[Rubycon]

Because it's TOUGH!